Per The Doctor's request, this is the thread where you list your finishers, entrance music, what you look like when you wrestle, a profile, and anything else ye wanna add. I'll start.

My three major finishers are:

1) East Coast Hammer: Gorilla Press into a Death Valley Driver

2) Flying Tea Bag Slam: Frog Splash

3) Joe Mama-Lock: Texas Cloverleaf, modified with a knee resting on the back of the victim's neck

A set up maneuver I've been toying with is the Enforcer, which is Arn Anderson's Spine-Buster. Hit at the right time, it easily leads to any of my finishers. Plus, I gotta give a nod to a wrestler I've admired for a long time.

Right now, my entrance music is Rage Against the Machine's "Township Rebellion". That may change, but not until after Summer Scam. I generally wrestle in a Red Sox batting practice jersey (#15, props to Kevin Millar), blue jeans, and black steel-toed boots. When appropriate (hardcore matches, RwO matches, etc), I carry a Louisville Slugger with me (dunno where the barbed wire and the name "Polly" came from, but I can roll with it). As far as persona goes, think of an ECW-style face - not quite your standard good guy, but not an all-out heel.

There's a fairly decent start...


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