Mike Monroe: "Welcome, fans, to the west bank of the Hudson River in New Jersey!"

*The fans scream loudly.

Mike Monroe: "Welcome to Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling!"

*The fans scream even louder, and some begin touching themselves.

Mike Monroe: "Welcome to. . .SUMMERSCAM!!"

*The fans explode in an orgiastic frenzy! And some of them fall into the river.

Mike Monroe: "I'm Mike "The Mouth" Monroe and with me, as always is the inimitable Madman Marcum!"

Madman: *looking up from behind the table where he was taking a sip of curvacea. "What did you call me?"

Mike Monroe: "Later on, we'll hear from our secondary commentary team of Fat Retard and LLarry "The Queen" LLawler, but now let's take you to James White and the RDCW hotties for their rendition of the national anthem. . ."
Iron Man Match (Big Cheese Title)
single choice
Bsams (Champ) (28%, 11 Votes)
TK-069 (73%, 29 Votes)
Total Votes: 40
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
Leadership of the Oakley Clan
single choice
Chris Oakley (32%, 13 Votes)
Faarooq Oakley X (68%, 28 Votes)
Total Votes: 41
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
Last Man Standing (EuroTrash Title)
single choice
Joe Mama (Champ) (78%, 31 Votes)
King Snarf (23%, 9 Votes)
Total Votes: 40
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
Pole Dancing Match (Golden Boobies Award)
single choice
Stareena (60%, 25 Votes)
NurikoK98 (40%, 17 Votes)
Total Votes: 42
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
Intercuntinental Title
single choice
Nowhereman (Champ) (61%, 25 Votes)
Kristogar Velo (39%, 16 Votes)
Total Votes: 41
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
EuroTrash #1 Contender
single choice
Grimm (62%, 26 Votes)
Pig Iron (38%, 16 Votes)
Total Votes: 42
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
Lightweight Faggot Title
single choice
Son of Mxy (Champ) (86%, 36 Votes)
PenWing (14%, 6 Votes)
Total Votes: 42
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
Triple Threat Elimination Tag
single choice
Legbreakererses 4 Hire (71%, 30 Votes)
Team GOP (24%, 10 Votes)
The Liberal Conspiracy (5%, 2 Votes)
Total Votes: 42
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM
Flaming Tables (Hardcore Porn Title)
single choice
Urg (Champ) (48%, 20 Votes)
Captain Sammitch (52%, 22 Votes)
Total Votes: 42
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 7:19 PM

The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."