Mike Monroe: "Our first match tonight is the Flaming Tables match for the Hardcore Porn title! Urg, the defending champion, is a heavy favorite, having held the belt since March!"
Madman: "That's true, but Sammitch has already beaten Urg before! He won the Lightweight belt from him back on June 1st!"
*Footage shown of the match as Meeko distracts Urg while Sammitch keeps the ref busy.
Monroe: "He did beat him, but he had help! Watch this!"
*More footage shown as I-Man clocks Urg in the head with a steel chair, allowing Sammitch to set up his finisher.
Madman: "I-Man interfering because he was jealous!"
Monroe: "Rob Kamphausen took the belt from him that he'd rightfully won in the ring!"
Fat Retard: "Drop toehold!"
