Joe Mama over King Snarf
Last Man Standing
EuroTrash Title
This match was the culmination of the last six months, stretching all the way back to Joe Mama's first appearance in RDCW at the Fantasy Rumble! Snarf ducked the rookie for months, leading to various sneak attacks and encounters between the two, until it became Joe who denied Snarf the match! Well, at the last ppv, Snarf finally earned the match, and he decided it would be a Last Man Standing match!
LLarry LLawler: "I have lots of those type matches at my house!"
Fat Retard: "BUHGAWD!!!!!!! SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!"
LLarry LLawler: "You got that right!"
Joe Mama and Snarf stared each other down for what seemed an eternity, then finally went at it. Snarf attempted to use the title as a weapon, but Joe ducked it, and tripped Snarf out of the ring! The two brawled onto the Jersey Shore, and Snarf tried for a piledriver, but Mama reversed it and backdropped him into the river!
As the soaking wet Snarf pulled himself out of the waters, Joe Mama nailed him with multiple East Coast Hammers, before finally jumping off the rampway for a Flying Teabag Slam and the pin!
As Joe began celebrating in the ring, Christine Oakley ran down the ramp, still handcuffed to the dazed and groggy Rex Stardust! Joe took off out of the ring and headed to the back as Christine tried to chase him and pull Rex at the same time!
Faarooq Oakley X over Chris Oakley
Leadership of the Oakleys
Faarooq Oakley X lead several of the Oakleys out to the ring for this match, including Christine and the still handcuffed Rex! When Chris entered the ring, to the Red Dwarf theme, only Joe and Pedro Oakley stood with him.
The match went back and forth with several of the Oakleys wondering whether they should get involved or not. The end came when Faarooq ordered Joe and Pedro to get in the ring. Reluctantly they did so. Faarooq pointed at Chris laying on the mat, and yelled at Joe and Pedro to attack him. After several long moments, they finally did so, blasting him with a brutal Double Oakley Sandwich! Faarooq and the Oakleys then left the ring area.
TK-069 over Bsams
Iron Man Match
Heavyweight Cheese Title
TK had been chasing the champion for months, before finally scoring a win over him in the Wargames Elimination! With momentum on his side, TK felt he could finally win the elusive Big Cheese title! And after sixty grueling minutes in the ring with Bsams, he did!
Bsams tried for an early lead, going for a Blitzkrieg Bop, then following it up with a Beat on the Brat, but TK rallied and continued on.
He tossed the champ outside went for an over the top rope Negra Splash! They fought into the waters of the Jersey Shore, where the champ tried to hold the challenger under the water!
Eventually they made it back into the ring, where TK reversed an irish whip into an Orchepocalypse at the fifty eight minute mark! With only moments to go as time counted down, TK launched himself off the top rope and pinned the champion for the three count mere seconds before the time expired!
TK-069 was the new Big Cheese Champion!
Fat Retard: "BUHGAWD!!!!!"
