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Llance awoke in sweating. He scanned the room, it was an odd little room, totally unlike his own house. He peered to the the night stand on the right and saw that it was 2:08 am.
Llance had had a very long, stressful week. His 11 year old boy sex slave had recently passed away after Llance came home from Chippendales a drunken mess, and beat the poor boy. Llance knew what he needed at once. He was at the Nature Boy con, and he knew Roy Batty was right next door, probably still awake.
Llance had a long, muscle wrenching task ahead of him. His mission, if he is prepared to take it: Sit up in bed. This was going to be a bitch. This was the first night he'd have to muster the strength to himself out of bed, his little boy used to help him with that. "Franta, Theo, I need some help!" he screamed out, but no one came. He went for a first try, his torso became tense, he could feel his head turn purple, but no, he fell back onto his bed. This was going to be one hell of a night if he wanted to play crouching tiger, hidden dragon with his favorite Brit. He went for a second try, he could feel hid chest, his stomach, and his legs tighten up, he was almost there, his back tightened up, he was at a 75 degree angle, but, NO! Llance's body slammed back down on the bed, a failure, he was getting closer, but he needed real will power if he was going to got at it Roy tonight.
"Llance has been a naughty, naughty boy."
Llance felt his boat pop up immediately, that saucy British voice, it could only be Roy Batty at the door.
"Don't bother your sweet ass body. You be Pearl Harbor, and I'll be Japan. Just lay there while I blow the shit out of you."
Before Roy's last word rang out Llance was as turned on as he'd been in weeks. Since he bought his young boy a Boy Scout uniform. WOW! Llance pulled down his boxers as Roy got on all fours and crawled over to the bed. WOW. This was as erect as Llance had ever been, he could see the head of his penis popping out of his thick layers of pelvic and stomach fat. Before he could say "hot darn", Roy had lifted up his stomach fat and was giving Llance the fellatio of a lifetime. There was something incredibly sexy about Roy's bald head bobbing up and down, he couldn't hold his load for long.
"Slow down, Roy, let's make this last more than 2 minutes."
Roy lifted his face up, "Japanese bombers bomb away at their main target, American artillary fires back, must take 10 second break."
So, Roy was into role-playing, war role-playing! How odd. But what the hay, whatever floats his boat, because Llance sure knew his own boat was pointing straight up.
"Second wave of Japanese bombers come in."
Roy began to suck like no man Llance had ever had. Only this time, Batty was pacing himself, Llance could get into this. The timing of it, it was sensational. He half wanted to ask Roy where he picked his tricks up, but he was having too much fun. Roy brought his head up for a moment.
"Japanese bombers go in for the kill, Americans fire back with one last artillary load."
He brought his head back down, did a few tongue tricks, and wam, Llance exploded. Boy, Roy sure swallowed that down. Batty stood straight up, held his arms out like wings and shouted, "Japanese bombers must retreat at once." Roy left the room, leaving Llance in a state of Nirvana, he usually prefered a little anal after he got head, but after that performance, he wasn't going to ask Roy for a favor ever again.
Oh the bliss, the sweet, sweet bliss.
Roy stumbled back into the room.
"Llance, I've just attacked Pearl harbor with Japan's oral might. It's time we be punished. Please jam your American might into Japan's inner-most hole. You can blow a load into Nagasaki, can't you?"
Wow, this was going to be the most sensational night of Llance's life. But first he had to muster the might to sit up and get on top.
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Does this warrant a part two? Anal wars, with guest appearnces from Rob Kamphausen and Hulk Hogan?
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This should be a series. And could you please include Drzsmith? I'm a big fan of him.
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Is this supposed to be funny?
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Do I look funny to you? Like a clown? Am I a clown here to amuse you?
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So... this is humor, then?
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I got a chuckle out of LLance trying to sit up. . .
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You have to admit, at least he's not spamming the forum with pics of crap...
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Yes, who are us to argue? It is written, hence it has a right to stay here (why I ever voted yes to the changing of name?  ).
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Okay, I'm not trying to be funny right now, nor am I defending JQ. I'm just going to say this to TTT...
I didn't enjoy JQ's written story, but I was amused to a certain extent. I'm not smug enough to assume that everybody shares my taste, specially now that you've made it clear that you find it neither funny nor remotely useful to this section. But it is a legit work of fiction. It's like one of Koriandr's literotica pieces only instead of superheroes as the subject, he chose to deal with a subject matter that is - no pun intended - gay.
...if you really think JQ's story ruins the board's integrity, delete the thread and then ban him. It's that simple. And I'm not one to tell you what to do - nobody should, really - but as I can see from Euro's reply, this could start another debate as to whether the name change for the forum really was a good idea. Slip, slippery slope - Blame Game, here we go. (frankly though, I don't see any connection with the name change, but maybe that's because I'm dumb.)
I'm starting to enjoy this section, haven't posted anything but I've started reading stuff, and I don't want to think that JQ can cause a debacle with a single thread that only contains a few hundred words.
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I'm sorry for the above post. Please delete it. It serves no actual purpowse.
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I'm son of mxys alt id BTW, whatever i say is also said by her
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...if you really think JQ's story ruins the board's integrity, delete the thread and then ban him.
Why would I do that? Since the madness is contained in one thread, I don't have a problem with it. The "gay erotica" part isn't anything that bothers me -- I've actually used that myself in the most recent Vanguard story, as the other regulars could tell you. Link here. Euro has used both fellatio and anal penetration on a number of occasions as well, though admittedly it was between a male and a female.
I merely questioned whether this story is intended to be humourous so as to know what the author's intention is for the reader. Is the author attempting to cause the reader to laugh, first and foremost? Is that the sole purpose of this story? Or does this story have a second or third purpose to it (such as eliciting a sexual response, a shock response, or even a simple appreciation of the story's structure, the way it was written)? It's simple curiosity.
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Your digging too deep into the story, TTT. I hope to God that it doesn't "elicit a sexual response" from anyone.
BTW, what the hell did you use gay erotica for in a comic story?
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Llance could feel his hard on fading back into his pad of fat. But that didn't matter, he was about to deliver the ass screwing of a lifetime to Roy Batty. He crept through the long hall, following Batty back to his room. Roy seemed to be humming Chris Benoit's theme song. No one had ever accused Batty of being completely normal.
"So, are you ready for this?"
Roy replied as he entered his room, "There's going to be a few more people this time."
"What?" Llance followed Roy into his room, very curious. "Men, right?"
"EWwwww. Yes. You think I'd have sex with a woman?" Roy laughed as he pulled down his shorts and bent himself over the table in the middle of the room.
"Give me a minute to get my penis back out of my pad of fat." Llance began to fondle the fat surrounding his pelvis insanely.
5 minutes later
Llance was finally erect, he was ready to plunge his beacon of hope into Roy's darkest spot.
"Will you get on with it!" Roy shouted.
Llance moved over to the bed, lifted his stomach fat up, and rammed his cock in Roy's loose ass. His very loose ass. Wow, Llance thought, this guy's been through a lot.
"Your probably wondering about my abnormally loose ass crack," Roy said as clutched the legs of the table, ready for some fun.
"Well, kind of," Llance replied.
"I spent 2 years in prison, I was used," Roy began to shake a little bit, but he regained control over his emotions. "DAMN THE PRISON PSYCHOLOGIST'S HUGE ASS COCK," Roy shouted at the top of his lungs. "The warden wasn't too kind to Roy's delicate side either."
Llance could sense that Roy had tears dripping down Batty's face. All this crap was pissing him off.
"I'm really sorry Roy. But back in Kentucky guys don't bitch and moan when Llance is about to have anal sex with them."
"I'm really sorry, but I'm just, ahh, just go ahead and start the process."
You didn't have to tell Llance twice when it came to gay sex. Like a groundhog jumping back into it's hole, Llance plunged his cock into Roy's large ass hole.
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2 minutes later
"Is it in yet?" Roy asked curiously.
Llance slammed his fat fist against Roy's head. "OWWWW."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
"I understand, just keep on going. But hurry up, they'll be here in 5 minutes," Roy stated with as he had Llance's cock in his butt.
Thrust...
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"OHHHHHH, yeah, that's the, MMMMmmmmm, YEAH!" Llance moaned as he sprayed Roy with his secret juice. Llance backed off and pulled his boxers back up. Roy laid there for a minute until they heard a group of footsteps. Roy immediately jumped up and greeted the two guests, but Llance escorted himself to the bathroom to clean himself up. He listened from the door as he rinsed the shit off his penis.
"Hey, Rob, Hogan, how's it going?"
"Great Roy, mind if I pull off this shirt?"
"No, no, please do so.
Llance heard a shirt rip and then a long moan from who he knew to be Rob Kamphausen. He heard a "sorry, sorry" and then the door flew open. Rob jammed some toilet paper down his pants and then turned to face him.
"Is that, Hulk Hogan out there?" Llance asked. No other man on the world had given that middle-aged Kentucky man more hard-ons than Hulk Hogan.
"Yup, darn the world. I barely ever last after he pulls his shirt off. My load blows right after I see those hulking muscles," Rob said. This had to be the most pissed off Llance had ever seen him.
"Well, you better get out their Llance, the whole groups coming up from the parking lot. It's going to be a gay party tonight."
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Part three will contain atleast 5 new character, it will be much longer in length, and it will involve all sorts of odd things.
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Pt.3 will have Llance's arch rival FNB, it will also have bsams and few other familiar people.
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 to be fair, we opened ourselves up to this type of shit when we all decided the forum needed a name change to broaden its scope. Its anal toilet humor degrading trash homoerotica, and not very entertaining degrading homoerotica at that.
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"Do you happen to have any superman comics on you?" Asked a pissed off Rob Kamphaused.
"No, no, I don't bring my comic stack when I'm about to nail a guy in the ass," Llance replied after he toweled off his cock. "I save the superman comics for when I'm having a lonely night and I need to bring my right hand man out of hiding."
"You ever think about Superman when you're having sex with a guy?" Asked Rob Kamphausen.
"No, not really."
"I usually do. I hate it when I open my eyes and realize it's just a little Chinese guy I kidnapped."
Llance ended the discussion right there and walked out the door. What he saw immediately aroused him. There were 7 people all around the room, 6 men that is. Roy Batty was tagging Hulk Hogan from behind as Hulk Hogan flexxed his muscles, arousing the British fellow to the point where he could barely contain himself. Mxy was sniffing cocaine off the table he had just fucked Roy on. Llance looked up at the penetrater and saw that it was none other that Britneyspearsatemyshorts, in his wrestling outfit.
"YOu just hang on and I, ahhhh, ahhh, I'll get you that green card, Mxy," screamed Bsams as he thrusted his pelvis back and forth, his external organ deep inside Mxy.
"Bsams, Mxy, Roy, Rob, I see the Nature con is going almost just like it went last year. Only this year that aids infested Speedy won't be here," said Llance as he made his way over to the bed, where FNB was waiting for him.
"Yeah, that really sucked. Drzsmith died a couple weeks ago from it," replied Bsams as he neared ejaculation.
To Llance's left, in the middle of the hall way, Nowhere man was recieving a fellatio from some Oriental man.
"I don't care if it hurts, if you don't stop gagging I'll kill you. CUNT!"
Wondering what to expect, Llance layed in bed next to First National Bastard. First National Bastard turned his head to the right, "Llance, I'm sorry sorry I was such an ass to you just because you're so fat."
Llance was shocked, "I'm sorry too, FNB. I'm sorry I can't control my weight."
"It's ok Llance, I'll accept you apology for being so fat."
A big smile came across First National Bastard's face. "How about we have some anal make-up sex."
2 minutes later
Nowhereman had finally ejaculated into the Oriental man's mouth. "I told you to swallow you cunt! Fuck you, fuck off."
Mxy was now sucking Bsams cock, they both seemed to be enjoying themselves real well.
First National Bastard was using his cock to rip Llance a new asshole. "Yeah, fatty, come on, the hot dog's going in the other end now, ain't it, you...Ohhhhh, yeah, fatty, fat, fat....fat...fa." Llance was slightly offended by FNB's negativity, but as his motto goes: "When you got a cock in your ass, there's not a whole lot you can complain about." FNB kept pounding away at Llance's shitter...
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"Yeah, you like that don't you..."
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"Take it..."
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"In the ass..."
Llance felt one more thrust before a blunt object struck him on the back of the head. That ass hole First National Bastard had donkey punched him. Llance's head stung like hell as semen ran freely up his ass.
"You bastard," yelled Llance at the top of his lungs. Bsams, Mxy, Roy, Rob, and the oriental man all looked over. As quickly as he came FNB got up and left the room.
"That dick head donkey punched me."
Nowhereman yelled out, "YOU DESERVED IT YOU CUNT!"
Everyone went back to their business except Mxy. "Would a blow job help?"
Mxy began sucking Llance's dick out of his pad of fat. Bsams watched approvingly as he jerked off on the couch. Nowhereman had traded the oriental man for Hulk Hogan and was now banging away at the former WWF champion.
"YOU LIKE THAT YOU CUNT! MY DICK! IN YOUR ASSHOLE! WHO'S THE CHAMPION NOW?" Hogan moaned with approval.
Mxy's head bobbed up and down on Llance's raw cock as he moaned like he'd never moaned before. What a blow job he recieving. This was the best face fucking he'd ever had.
"Oh yeah...oh yeah..."
At that very moment Rob and Roy were having some hardcore anal sex. The former enemies were now butt-hole buddies. Rob was going at Roy something fierce (He's superman, he's superman).
Thrust...
Think superman
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Think superman
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Think superman
The next morning
The sex had gone on all night long. Each person had been with every other person. There was semen, clothes, and comic books sprawled across the room.
"Alright guys, I think it's time to start talking about the business we're starting up," Rob said as everyone was waking up. "Rob Kamphausen's male whorehouse!!!"
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I merely questioned whether this story is intended to be humourous so as to know what the author's intention is for the reader. Is the author attempting to cause the reader to laugh, first and foremost? Is that the sole purpose of this story? Or does this story have a second or third purpose to it (such as eliciting a sexual response, a shock response, or even a simple appreciation of the story's structure, the way it was written)? It's simple curiosity.
I'm sorry, I misunderstood you again. Your posts are always pokerfaced damnit.
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That JQ is a darn jean-yus! Yuk yuk yuk!
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WOW!
Reading that first part made me think you were there.......watching........flicking your hermaphrodite bean. Maybe hiding in the shower during the day, watching Franta make logs. You could never resist logs!
Part 2 may have occurred, as I did have a lot to drink during my time in the US but then you forgot ROYS golden rule: I'm a giver, not a taker. Thus making your story a sordid little ditty and not the official report from the Naturecon, I first suspected it would be.
keep up the good work.
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I've only read pt. 1 and the commentary/criticism but you go JQ! You are truly one funny bastich!
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Ooh! Ooh! I must have revenge on FNB JQ! Make it so!!!!
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I might add also...you so nailed Nowhereman to a "T"!
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JQ also nailed Nowhereman on the bed and against the wall.
And that's terrible.
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