"Do you happen to have any superman comics on you?" Asked a pissed off Rob Kamphaused.

"No, no, I don't bring my comic stack when I'm about to nail a guy in the ass," Llance replied after he toweled off his cock. "I save the superman comics for when I'm having a lonely night and I need to bring my right hand man out of hiding."

"You ever think about Superman when you're having sex with a guy?" Asked Rob Kamphausen.

"No, not really."

"I usually do. I hate it when I open my eyes and realize it's just a little Chinese guy I kidnapped."

Llance ended the discussion right there and walked out the door. What he saw immediately aroused him. There were 7 people all around the room, 6 men that is. Roy Batty was tagging Hulk Hogan from behind as Hulk Hogan flexxed his muscles, arousing the British fellow to the point where he could barely contain himself. Mxy was sniffing cocaine off the table he had just fucked Roy on. Llance looked up at the penetrater and saw that it was none other that Britneyspearsatemyshorts, in his wrestling outfit.

"YOu just hang on and I, ahhhh, ahhh, I'll get you that green card, Mxy," screamed Bsams as he thrusted his pelvis back and forth, his external organ deep inside Mxy.

"Bsams, Mxy, Roy, Rob, I see the Nature con is going almost just like it went last year. Only this year that aids infested Speedy won't be here," said Llance as he made his way over to the bed, where FNB was waiting for him.

"Yeah, that really sucked. Drzsmith died a couple weeks ago from it," replied Bsams as he neared ejaculation.

To Llance's left, in the middle of the hall way, Nowhere man was recieving a fellatio from some Oriental man.

"I don't care if it hurts, if you don't stop gagging I'll kill you. CUNT!"

Wondering what to expect, Llance layed in bed next to First National Bastard. First National Bastard turned his head to the right, "Llance, I'm sorry sorry I was such an ass to you just because you're so fat."

Llance was shocked, "I'm sorry too, FNB. I'm sorry I can't control my weight."

"It's ok Llance, I'll accept you apology for being so fat."

A big smile came across First National Bastard's face. "How about we have some anal make-up sex."

2 minutes later

Nowhereman had finally ejaculated into the Oriental man's mouth. "I told you to swallow you cunt! Fuck you, fuck off."

Mxy was now sucking Bsams cock, they both seemed to be enjoying themselves real well.

First National Bastard was using his cock to rip Llance a new asshole. "Yeah, fatty, come on, the hot dog's going in the other end now, ain't it, you...Ohhhhh, yeah, fatty, fat, fat....fat...fa." Llance was slightly offended by FNB's negativity, but as his motto goes: "When you got a cock in your ass, there's not a whole lot you can complain about." FNB kept pounding away at Llance's shitter...

Thrust...

Thrust...

"Yeah, you like that don't you..."

Thrust...

Thrust...

Thrust...

"Take it..."

Thrust...

Thrust...

"In the ass..."

Llance felt one more thrust before a blunt object struck him on the back of the head. That ass hole First National Bastard had donkey punched him. Llance's head stung like hell as semen ran freely up his ass.

"You bastard," yelled Llance at the top of his lungs. Bsams, Mxy, Roy, Rob, and the oriental man all looked over. As quickly as he came FNB got up and left the room.

"That dick head donkey punched me."

Nowhereman yelled out, "YOU DESERVED IT YOU CUNT!"

Everyone went back to their business except Mxy. "Would a blow job help?"

Mxy began sucking Llance's dick out of his pad of fat. Bsams watched approvingly as he jerked off on the couch. Nowhereman had traded the oriental man for Hulk Hogan and was now banging away at the former WWF champion.

"YOU LIKE THAT YOU CUNT! MY DICK! IN YOUR ASSHOLE! WHO'S THE CHAMPION NOW?" Hogan moaned with approval.

Mxy's head bobbed up and down on Llance's raw cock as he moaned like he'd never moaned before. What a blow job he recieving. This was the best face fucking he'd ever had.

"Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

At that very moment Rob and Roy were having some hardcore anal sex. The former enemies were now butt-hole buddies. Rob was going at Roy something fierce (He's superman, he's superman).

Thrust...

Think superman

Thrust...

Think superman

Thrust...

Think superman

Thrust...

Think superman

The next morning

The sex had gone on all night long. Each person had been with every other person. There was semen, clothes, and comic books sprawled across the room.

"Alright guys, I think it's time to start talking about the business we're starting up," Rob said as everyone was waking up. "Rob Kamphausen's male whorehouse!!!"


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