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Kindly remove your shoes when you enter this forum.
This is a sacred place dedicated to the acquisiton of knowledge, and informed debate
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He was speaking metaphorically - you just admitted you have no penis.
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FREE SCOTT PETERSON!
"Basically, you've just responded with argumentative opinion to everything I've said. And you respond with speculations, speculating that I'M speculating. "- Wonder Boy
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What do you think, that I'm gonna just go into somebody's house, start messin' up their couch?!
Yeah I went to his house and started messin' up his couch.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Uschi's rough on furniture.
How you doin'?
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Joey was also talking in metaphors. He meant Uschi was rough on the punanny. I still can't walk straight after what we did last tuesday.
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next Thursday you mean. except I have class.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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my groin is going to hurt due to a sexual act that we're going to do next thursday. Our sexual relationship is so intense that it can jump through time.
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Quote:
Uschi said:
What do you think, that I'm gonna just go into somebody's house, start messin' up their couch?!
Yeah I went to his house and started messin' up his couch.
 easily the funniest thing he said in that sketch. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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I can't take my shoes off. I'm allergic to the ground. I have to have special shoes made, so my feet don't touch the ground. I'm also allergic to water.
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Grimm said:
I have to have special shoes made, so my feet don't touch the ground.
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Because I'm allergic, you see.
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I don't wear shoes, I wear heavy black boots with steel toes. And I will only remove them to shove them up your ass!
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Vans, in the morning, Vans, on my feet, my soul is on the ground when I'm walking down the street.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I have a bad habit of biting my nails, so I have to keep my shoes on.
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JQ said:
He fixes the cable?
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Quote:
Son of Mxy said:
my groin is going to hurt due to a sexual act that we're going to do next thursday. Our sexual relationship is so intense that it can jump through time.
Wait until you perfect it! Once, I splurted for five days straight!
He fixes the cable?
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 That am impressive.
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