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I got the poops today! #344521 2004-09-04 4:22 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 277 Californicater Alt ID SEX ADDICT 200+ posts
Alt ID SEX ADDICT 200+ posts Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 277 Californicater	seriously. I've been taking a shit every hour. You can set your watch by it. The worst part is that its mostly wet, so there's not much to wipe. But all the wiping is chaffing my butt crack. It's red and sore, and I think I saw a little bit of blood on the tissue earlier. I hope my asshole doesn't end up looking like Burt Wards because of it. Internet Friends: Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something. Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home. Joe Mamma: Fat Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick

Re: I got the poops today! Alt ID #344522 2004-09-05 2:55 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Haven't shat since yesterday morning. I usually shit like three times a day. I think it means I'm gonna turn into a butterfly.

Re: I got the poops today! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #344523 2004-09-05 3:37 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	brings a whole new meaning to the term "butterfly effect". too blessed to be stressed

Re: I got the poops today! THE Franta #344524 2004-09-05 5:36 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel

Re: I got the poops today! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #344525 2004-09-05 10:01 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	too blessed to be stressed

Re: I got the poops today! Alt ID #344526 2004-09-05 10:22 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,251 Edmonds, WA wannabuyamonkey 6000+ posts
wannabuyamonkey 6000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,251 Edmonds, WA	Quote: *Alt ID said:* seriously. I've been taking a shit every hour. You can set your watch by it. The worst part is that its mostly wet, so there's not much to wipe. But all the wiping is chaffing my butt crack. It's red and sore, and I think I saw a little bit of blood on the tissue earlier. I hope my asshole doesn't end up looking like Burt Wards because of it. I figured it out.... You're JQ! Putting the "fun" back in Fundamentalist Christian Dogma. " I know God exists because WBAM told me so. " - theory9 JLA brand RACK points = 514k

Re: I got the poops today! wannabuyamonkey #344527 2004-09-05 10:31 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	therefore he is TTT! too blessed to be stressed

Re: I got the poops today! THE Franta #344528 2004-09-05 11:51 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	This means Bibbo and I-Man are the same person!

Re: I got the poops today! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #344529 2004-09-06 12:24 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	too blessed to be stressed

Re: I got the poops today! THE Franta #344530 2004-09-06 6:07 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts
URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave	Am that another pic from NB con? Cave Babes http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/824582#Post824582 Cave Drawings http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/860036 Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar "Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm

Re: I got the poops today! URG #344531 2004-11-21 2:43 PM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point	Gumby was fuckin' brilliant in that movie. I never guessed he was Keyzer Soze!

Re: I got the poops today! The Time Trust #1006302 2008-09-20 4:35 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight Near the village the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight. Hush my darling, don't fear my darling.The lion sleeps tonight

Re: I got the poops today! Frank Burns #1006336 2008-09-20 4:52 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	Come and visit sunny Kenya. Where can you see lions Only in Kenya Going to Kenya We've got lions Where can you see tigers Only in Kenya Both lions and tigers Only in Kenya Forget Norway Kenya oh Kenya Where the giraffes are And the zebra Ah Kenya Kenya Kenya Kenya Ah Kenya Ah going to Kenya Kenya believe it

Re: I got the poops today! URG #1007875 2008-09-24 7:00 PM
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the Ignored by 3 users and 2 moderators 4000+ posts Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,753	Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk love Moderator SPLURT! 15000+ posts Wed Sep 24 2008 03:59 PM Reading a post Forum: off topic and offensive posts Thread: I got the poops today!

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