I decided I want to open a chain of large stores. Like walmart or whatever. this will be my life's work. I'm not sure what they'll sell, just all kinds of useless crap that people need. But one thing is that I want there to be a big sign across the front of the building that says "OPEN 24 HOURS AND YOU ARE A BITCH".
Also every once in a while there will be a contest where you are allowed to try to steal stuff. It'll be a one-day event, and I'll hire a bunch of beefy bouncer security guard thugs to stand guard by the doors. So the people can grab whatever they want, but it's up to them to try run and break through the lines of security guards without getting killed. Can you imagine. A whole day of people grabbing vcrs and and playstations and jetting for the door only to get punched in the face and knocked flat out by the guards. I would lay down gramma floor plastic so all the blood doesn't ruin the carpeting! so excellent.
