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Kristogar Velo said:
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MisterJLA said:
You claim to be a little kid, yet you quote movies and songs that are older than you, which proves you are a world class bullshit artist.



World class, eh? That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!

Have you ever seen Citizen Kane, Casablanca or Dr. Strangelove? The reason I ask is that your logic leads me to assume that not only have you never seen these movies(and probably have never heard of them), but you don't even think it's possible that you could ever had the chance to watch these films. They're available in any video store across the United States, along with Chaplin, Marx Brother and Three Stooges movies. But you don't think it's possible for anybody to ever see a movie that's older than they are, and then quote it.

I'll also have to assume that you've never heard a song by Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly or the Beatles.

My cousin Mxy is only 19 years old, yet every time I speak to him he flawlessly quotes entire David Bowie songs that were made long before he was born. So he must be a bullshit artist, too. He's even fooled his parents, who thought they raised him, but following your logic, Mxy might actually be older than his parents! How else could anybody have ever heard a David Bowie song in their life?

I realize I'm probably wasting a good full two and a half minutes by typing this post out, because if you've been too stoopid before now to figure this out on your own, you're probably completely hopeless. I just decided that I'd explain this to you once, then get back to ignoring you.



Whatever, liar.

Just give me the points.