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in order, how would you do it?
Here's my list:
1: Drsmith
2: Rob
3: Drzsmith
4: Rob
5: Drzsmith
6: Rob
7: LLance
8, 9, and 10: Drzsmith, Rob, and LLance
11: Back to Drzsmith
12: Hi Rob! Is that a moderating job in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me...again?
13: THE Franta. He's seems like a nice enough guy.
14: Drzsmith
15: Rob
16: Drzsmith
17: Rob
18-19: Doc and Rob again!
20: Stareena.
OK, list yours.
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Joe Mama, MisterJLA, King Snarf, jafabian, casselmm47, Batwoman, Rob Kamphausen, Matter-eater Man, TK-069, wannabuyamonkey, difficult kind, Disco Steve, r3x29yz4a, backwards7, Dave the Wonder Boy, ZOD, Dabney Donovan, Stupid Dogg, Animalman, The Indestructible Man, Prometheus, Wednesday
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Should I be flattered? Just checking...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I'm going to fuck Uschi nineteen times.
One for each of her ALT IDs.
And then my number 20 would be sneaky bunny. Who is also Uschi as far as I'm concerned so disregard everything I said and just make this a 1 to 20 list that has nothing but Uschi's name on it.
P.S.
She likes anal.
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She likes anal.
I know. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Can you actually imagine nailing Uschi?
You'd probably conduct a rambling thirty minute speech about how she stubbed her toe and fell down the stairs that morning during the act.
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Uschi actually told me everytime we did it that sexual relations with me has lowered her IQ and then she left and promised never to come back again. Auf Wiedersomething. ...but she always comes back.  I heard Pariah does the same thing for Joe Mama.
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Me: Oh, Ro...I mean, Uschi, oh baby, yeah, come on baby...
Uschi: I went to go see Napolian Dynamite tonight due to my sister's begging cajolling and dragging (I dislike theaters) and it was way funny. And some guy recognised me from Calculus class (with the only mowhawk on campus it's not hard to recognise me) and introduced himself and kept talking to me before and after the feature. He told me his name and I don't remember it. I think that might make me a bad person... but it doesn't matter. He'll probably say hi on thursday and it'll be fine. I hope it doesn't turn out like last semester when I got a stalker from that class who didn't stop dropping by my home unannounced until I moved and didn't let him know where... Anyways, so after the BBQ in Denver yesterday I was poopadooped for some bizarre reason. Maybe it was spending 14 consecutive hours with Mom and she kept arguing with me about how homosexuals are (apparently) also all pedophiles and unnatural people unworthy of trust or respect. She is also convinced that I'll soon get some epifimy (sp) and believe in her god so I won't burn in hell for all eternity. You know what's hard about Christian friends and relitives? They are all so sad about my final destination. I'm not worried 'cause I'm agnostic, see? But they sometimes get this sad look on their face... ~sigh~ So my sister got this sweet new computer since her old one sucks. It even has a DVD recorder and enough memory to impress the three tech-geeks we know. Don't ask me for a figure. I don't have it. This morning I woke up feeling really odd. Last night I was so beat I went to bed practically comotose already after getting home from the BBQ. I tried really hard to wake up at ten thirty this mornng. I stayed up for almost an hour, even ate breakfast my sister cooked and read the comics. But then I went back to bed and slept through most of the day (until after three), a visit from Julie's Boyfriend Andrew's hyper bipolar brother, and my Mom talking to them all about the current Russia Terrorism situation. They even came in my room and talked to me and dropped off some stuff and I didn't notice. But I woke up feeling better and spent an hour or so at the comic store. Wheee! I miss rollercoasters. I've only been on one once and it was with Dad and he knocked off my glasses so all I saw was a blurry nothing, but it was a thrilling sensation and I think one day I'll have to return to Elitch Gardens (six flags) and ride rollercoasters. And Tower of Terror. I wanna try freefall. And that centrepetal barrel it way fun to spin in. And the teacups kick all ass. If you read this far go get yourself a cookie and slap your own face for paying so fucking much attention to some dumbass random boring depiction of my life. I mean seriously now. I'm just typing. Nothing to say but I want to say it anyhow. This is the best post I have ever written.
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I doubt there are more than twenty actual posters here.
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I'd fuck The Real Barry Allen so hard he'd think it was 20 times.
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Some of you are very optimistic.
Franta: I don't swing that way, bro. Will you take a clone?
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Wow! I didn't think you were really gay MrJLA...then again I didn't think you sported an outdated mohawk either! 20 posters I'd do up the bum? Not Franta! He didn't list me so I'm NOT listing him! MrJla-He listed me so I will list him but I'd have to put a paperbag over the fucking Mohawk! Not FNB-afraid of what I might catch! This list might take a while...I hope you got the time. BSAMS-I just bet he's a real tight ass...you know what I mean? Not Sneaky Bunny-too damn young and I could get in trouble! Joe Mama-anybody who claims so desparately NOT to be gay must be the queerest fucker to hit these boards! Not Mxy's son-too damn strange! Mxy? Maybe...if I ever get a pic I could decide for sure! How many is that now... 3 or 4 depending on if Mxy is dog ugly or Apollo studly. Rob? Nah! We all know he's too straight for his own good. He got some up the ass he might do something radical like pull the plug on this little message board! Good Gob! This requires way too much thought! Why didn't you just ask who'd I let blow me? I would have said every last one of you and been done with it! ...to be continued
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DrzSmith, Rufie, Allan1, DAv, Roy Batty are all a NO WAY! I've seen their pic or seen them ib real life and I just couldn't do it with any of them! Theo and Year of the Bastard? Yes, but it'd have to be at the same time! IM and Bibbo? Brothers...intriguing...maybe. Queenie? Not even w/ your dick! Her boyfriend Carl? All night long mother fucker! Those sluts that sat on my lap at Dreamers? No way! At least not w/o a condom. They are probably all diseased ridden! The Cocktailer who ignored me? Yes...and I'd make it damn painful for her! Bitch! That puts me up to nine...I don't think I'm going to finish this list now as I'm going to just go upstairs and do the old lady so...uh...like thanks for getting me into the mood MRGaYLA! 
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Not Franta! He didn't list me so I'm NOT listing him!
Face it Llance...
the honeymoon is over....
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Some of you are very optimistic.
Franta: I don't swing that way, bro. Will you take a clone?
Waitaminute! some you are dudes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Llance really put some thought into this, didn't he?
He probably got a headache after thinking that hard.
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He was really passionate about the subject of having sex with RKMB posters.
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Joe Mama, MisterJLA, King Snarf, jafabian, casselmm47, Batwoman, Rob Kamphausen, Matter-eater Man, TK-069, wannabuyamonkey, difficult kind, Disco Steve, r3x29yz4a, backwards7, Dave the Wonder Boy, ZOD, Dabney Donovan, Stupid Dogg, Animalman, The Indestructible Man, Prometheus, Wednesday
Death by snoo snoo!
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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I'd fuck The Real Barry Allen so hard he'd think it was 20 times.
ummmm... wouldn't that be necrophilia?
You wish you could get a woman even half as good as my wife is in bed!
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Not Franta! He didn't list me so I'm NOT listing him!
Face it Llance...
the honeymoon is over....
Is this why you don't bring me flowers anymore?
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He was really passionate about the subject of having sex with RKMB posters.
You're just pissed you didn't make the list!
Besides...I'm not through!
Nowhereman NoWayMan! He would try to bite and pinch my man boobies and I have never ever enjoyed pain unlike some of you sick fucks out there!
Dave from down under...2 or 3 times a day! What a lovely man-bitch he is!
Chewy? Nah...nice guy but not my type!
Animalman? Yes...mostly because I'm sure he's an animal in the sack!
...to br continued!
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Joe Mama, MisterJLA, King Snarf, jafabian, casselmm47, Batwoman, Rob Kamphausen, Matter-eater Man, TK-069, wannabuyamonkey, difficult kind, Disco Steve, r3x29yz4a, backwards7, Dave the Wonder Boy, ZOD, Dabney Donovan, Stupid Dogg, Animalman, The Indestructible Man, Prometheus, Wednesday
Me, me no-one...... unless SoM grows her hair long again. You know what they say about crazy sex. I don't know what Ushi looks like, but since we both have mohawks, that would be kinda cool (keep in mind I had to get a square job so I'm just sporting a brit style soft mohawk.... is that a fauxhawk?).
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Wannabuy a monkey? Nah...but I do have a sudden urge to do his mohawk! The gay abicator's of LLance's LLegion? Each and every one of them at least once but only so I'd ruin them for all other men...with the exception of MLLash...him I wouldn't mind ruining for other men on a daily basis! The Bat-boarders? I wouldn't touch them with that bitch's Son of Mxy's dick! Rexy? Nah...looks too much like Rufie! King Snarf...another BIG FAT NO WAY JOSE! Zod? No...Zod would not have to kneel before me. I would like to add another reason to why I would not do Rob up the ass...those damn hairy legs! Yecch! ...to be continued I'm sure
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Joe Mama, MisterJLA, King Snarf, jafabian, casselmm47, Batwoman, Rob Kamphausen, Matter-eater Man, TK-069, wannabuyamonkey, difficult kind, Disco Steve, r3x29yz4a, backwards7, Dave the Wonder Boy, ZOD, Dabney Donovan, Stupid Dogg, Animalman, The Indestructible Man, Prometheus, Wednesday
I'm never speaking to you again.
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Animalman? Yes...mostly because I'm sure he's an animal in the sack!
I've always wanted to have a Kentuckian in bed!
...sure, I was sorta hoping for Ashley Judd, but oh well...
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Llance really put some thought into this, didn't he?
He probably got hard after thinking that headache.
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Animalman? Yes...mostly because I'm sure he's an animal in the sack!
I've always wanted to have a Kentuckian in bed!
...sure, I was sorta hoping for Ashley Judd, but oh well...
Got to play the cards you're dealt A-Man!
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Yes!! I made Franta's list!! Chicago-Con 2005, here I cum!! Umm.... -Son of Mxy's Avatar: I don't know who she is, but...wow.  -Uschi: Don't ask me why. She's never even spoken directly to me. But, it makes me think of some weird-ass kinky going on. I like that idea. -Stareena: Edges out Butterican because she actually shows her boobs. Plus, she's smoking hot. -Franta: Cause I still owe him for that Tardis he sent me.... -Cowgirl Jack: She's sweet, and I feel almost wrong for saying this, but, I've seen her pic. I'd love to skin-wrestle with her. -difficultkind: She's gorgeous. But, in all truth, I couldn't backstab Rob like that. So, she's sorta not on the list. -sneakybunny: I know nothing about her, but, have seen her pic. Yep. -ROY: Because he is my master....
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I was saving the best for last and since Prometheus has shown up I can say it...Prometheus-Yes I would even if he didn't put me on his list! What can I say? He's a sensitive artistic kind of guy which translate into GREAT IN THE SACK!!!!
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Son of Mxy-you're just pissed that I said I wouldn't do the Bat-boarders w/ your dick! And Gob knows you got a DICK!
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Wow! I didn't think you were really gay MrJLA...then again I didn't think you sported an outdated mohawk either!
MrJla-He listed me so I will list him but I'd have to put a paperbag over the fucking Mohawk!
All I need to do is talk to Drzsmith and Rob about the four-way. I'll keep you updated.
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