1. Robot, but that you could have guessed
2. Butterican 'cause it'd be interesting
3. Bunny 'cause she's got some kinda attitude and it might be fun
4. King Snarf 'cause he's a sly devil with lots of testosterone
5. Promethius 'cause he assumes naughty things about me
6. Pariah might be fun to ass-rape with some hand-held device
7. First National Bastard would be fun to ass-rape with a porcupine
8. It also might be fun to cock-tease ZOD's manhood
9. and then two more for Robot,
10. because there's so many different things to try

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"