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Chris Oakley said:
Yeah, there's a pattern all right: a pattern of me having to constantly defend myself against vicious, unprovoked verbal assaults by jerks who have nothing better to do with their time than to make me the scapegoat for all their troubles. Last week, my younger brother (who is NOT Joe!) came up to me and basically blamed me for all the problems in his life because he couldn't get one of his stupid tapes out of our family's VCR. That, on top of the latest round of attacks I'm being subjected to around here, has just about wiped away my last shred of tolerance for insults or ridicule. Ever since you started getting on my case for not liking the Wayans Brothers' movie, my blood pressure has been steadily climbing; in fact, I'm surprised I haven't dropped dead of a heart attack at this point.
Oh, and did I mention that my brother actually said with a straight face that he sometimes thinks about getting a gun and shooting me?



Brother, why must you be so hatefull. You make Mom cry. Remember the nights in the thundering rain when we would spoon and you would make me feel all safe. In the pants. Why can't it be like that again?

I'm Chris' gay brother!