Boy, the WWE is just too content to tread water, aren't they?

Trish/Victoria: Less than six months ago, I was trumpeting the vastly-improved Women's division. Then I stopped watching Raw. Then I watched Raw last Monday. Crap...utter crap. The Women's division looks like it's returned to its "5-minute-filler" days. I'll give this match to Victoriw because I think she's hot but, if I were watching this PPV, this is where I'd take my piss or grab some food 'n' drink.

Y2J/Christian: This is a potentially great match. Which means that the WWE will d something to fuck this up. This'll have the best action and best all-around moves. I see Tomko (ugh.) trying to get involved, but his actions failing. Then Y2J wins the title, only to get "Pearl-Harbor'd" by Edge, starting that feud (which could be the best of the year). But that'd be cool, and the WWE ain't interested in cool anymore...

La Resistance/Tajiri & Rhyno: Give this one to T&R. For the same reasons Nowhereman gave. Another match I could care less about...do we really still need a La Resistance???

B&R/F&B: I like Regal better as a heel (few do it better), but I'll give this match to him and Benoit as they're the emotional favorites and the WWE has to throw their fans at least ONE bone!

HBK/Kane: HBK wins when Lita interferes. How is Michaels in a PPV match and yet I STILL can't give a shit? Oh yeah...because the Kane and Lita angle sucks LLance-rolls! And because Kane's been lame for months!

Orton/HHH: Everyone gets involved. Orton retains the title. But I win because I didn't buy or watch this crap-tacular PPV.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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