The bay is watched
the lines are botched
the screen is filled
with my bulging crotch
'till you're more like David Hasslehoff
every day
'till you're more like David Hasslehoff
every day

-Johnny Socko


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"