Quote:

Disco Steve : "Best to kill him off before Geoff Johns gets his hands on him and makes him the new Speedy."

Mxy : "He's gonna give him a drug addiction and people are gonna scream HOW ORIGINAL!!!!!!!"





Yeah, what is it with Johns, anyway?

Quote:

Dave : "Punch this flamethrower, kid."



A flamethrower? Pfft!

[INSERT voice of Professor Frink from The Simpsons]

"Well, you see, in panel seven of issue thirty-five of America's All-Star Champion Brigade Killers, Connor's upper-left shoulder muscle is OBVIOUSLY pulling three-hundred-pounds over its natural limit, thereby causing him to reign supreme in ANY battle, neyeah! neyeah! With the popping and the hitting, feathers of blood-and-claven...neyeah...neyeah..."

"You OBVIOUSLY have NO idea what you are talking about...you may leave my sight immediately..."