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Chris Oakley hates you.
First it was women.
Then it was coloureds.
Followed by Americans.
Firefighters were his next target.
Jews have long been a target.
Now he has moved onto optically challenged.
Whats next?
Disabled?
Bald?
Fat?
Red hair?
Long hair?
Tall people?
Short people?
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Someone should photoshop Chris here. 
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Someone should kick him in the nuts!
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Someone should kiss him in the nuts!
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Once he's done with people he'll start hating MisterJLA and Rex!
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dammit, younger me! why the hate? we wear glasses, so why hate our own kind? Next thing you know you'll hate racists too!
I'm Chris Oakley from 40 years in the future!
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Screw you old me.
I'll show you!
I'm going to take a bath with a plugged in toaster oven!
stand back!
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Sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak , sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak sqeak.
Sqeak Sqeak
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Quote:
Son of Mxy said:
Quote:
Lothar of The Hill People said:
Someone should kiss him in the nuts!
Little SOM person am want to do it.
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Fuck you, caveman! 
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Quote:
Lothar of The Hill People said:
Someone should kick him in the nuts!
He has nuts?
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Nowhereman is an asshole.
And so's the slimy alt ID posing as me.
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Which one? There's, like, three different Chris Oakleys running around. And they're all funnier than YOU.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Chris Oakley said:
Nowhereman is an asshole.
And so's the slimy alt ID posing as me.
Ok,now you've called my an asshole,I cant just let that drop...........its worse than WWII,Vietnam & 9/11 put together.
They pale in significance to me being called an asshole!
I'm gonna punch you in the face!
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Only a guy who has had it in for you from the moment he registered here would ever say such a thing about you, Nowhereman. This is proof that Oakley wants to kill you!
And that's terrible.
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I couldnt just be expected to let that crack go.
He is pure evil & has set out to destroy my life with his constant verbal abuse.
I hope he dies!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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The way he has terrorised me,I'm not surprised.
I cannot sit back & let this outrage continue,Chris Oakley has stepped over the line far worse than anything Osama,Genghis,Attila & Adolf did!
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Now while you are cross I'm going to try to touch your genitals!
stand back!
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He is the biggest HEEL in history!
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Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Now while you are cross I'm going to try to touch your genitals!
Why wait til I'm cross?
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stand back!
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Quote:
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He's a terrorist!
Sieg Heil!Sieg Heil!Sieg Heil!Sieg Heil!
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It's raining men
Hallelujah, it's raining men, amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah, it's raining men
Amen (ow)
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That guy just don't fit in.
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