Okay, I have to explain the camel thing. It's too funny.

So, my apartment has some woods and a swamp right behind me, which is great because it means we get minimal trafiic.

Thursday night I went to bed with the covers over my head because The Ring really scared the shit out of me, even though I had seen it Tuesday during the day. Yes. I am a sissy.

Friday morning I had this weird dream. Someone had mailed a crate to me, and I was excited because I thought maybe my catalouge request had been filled in. I open the crate and there's this white camel. It had some sort of female Jewish name because I recognized it from the Old Testament. Apparently, some aunt left me some money in their will, but in order to keep the money I had to take care of the camel. So I hide the camel behind the apartments. And then I start to ride it because it came with purple riding gear. And it was soooo cool! I was riding a camel! And she liked me!

My alarm goes off at 6.30, and I feel like throwing up because I caught the flu. Both my roommates had it all week, and I wasn't sick. As soon as my Organic Chem exam was over, my immune system totally shut down, and I was sick as a dog. So I'm dressed and ready to go to class when my roommate stops me.

"Do you have an exam today?"

"No. Just lectures."

"Get your ass back in bed."

"Okay."

So I switch back into my pjs and drop into the bed, where I continue dreaming of riding my pet camel. I want a pet camel now.

And I'm still sick as a dog, but the Tylenol is making me feel better.


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