If they were ever to make a movie about the Chris/sneaky thing, how would you do it and who would you cast?

Here's my vision:

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This December...you don't got milk. Milk's got you!

FORUM WARS
The Legend Of Chris & Sneaky

Starring:

Brian O'Halloran ("Clerks") as Chris Oakley

Elisha Cuthbert ("24," "The Girl Next Door") as sneaky bunny

Edward Norton ("American History X," "The Italtian Job") as MisterJLA

David Prowse (The "Star Wars" Trilogy) as rex

Ali Mukaddam ("Radio Free Roscoe") as winged creature

Jason Lee ("Dogma," "Almost Famous") as Joe Mama

Tyler Mane ("X-Men," "Troy") as Nowhereman

With

Terrence Stamp ("Superman II," "The Limey") as ZOD

and

James Franco ("Spider-Man") as Darknight613


Written & Directed by Quentin Tarantino

The battle begins DECEMBER 2004




(Dodges barrage of rotten tomatoes and ginsu knives)

Last edited by Darknight613; 2004-09-19 9:08 PM.
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