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I'm me dammit!
Old rule of theater and film - nobody should ever play themselves.
What about Jerry "The King" Lawler in Man on the Moon?
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All hail King Snarf!
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King Snarf. . .Rik Mayall (all of his scenes would be with Nowhereman, heh.)
... I don't get it.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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or Jerry Lewis in King of Comedy?
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Just because there are rules doesn't mean everyone follows them, ya know.
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Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, Jackie Martling and Baba Booey in Private Parts! 
And that's terrible.
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chris oakley - pavel bure
winged creature - eric bana
nuriko - josie maran
sneaky bunny - helen hunt
SoM - Takeshi Kaneshiro in drag
TK - scott baio
nowhereman- Viggo Mortensen
DarkKnight613 - tom Cruise
sammitch - mark walberg
chewy - liam neeson
meeko - soleil moon frye
dave - bill paxton
snarf - dennis bergKamp
chant - charlie sheen
pariah - matt craven
velo - chris klein
wednesday - eddie murphy
disco - kevin corrigan
animalman - Zinedine Zidane
rex - jaap stam
glacier - mark ruffalo
jaburg - josh gorban
batwoman - winona ryder
cowgirl jack - sandra bullock
kimi - elizabeth shannon
butter - Ana Beatriz Barros
bianca - amelia vega
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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King Snarf. . .Rik Mayall (all of his scenes would be with Nowhereman, heh.)
... I don't get it.
In my version, you two are being played by Rik and Vyvyan from the Young Ones.
"You'd do anything to be like me, wouldn't you, Nowhereman?"
"Fuck Off! Cunt!"
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Franta. . .Michael Mckean
Animalman. . .David Spade
King Snarf. . .Rik Mayall (all of his scenes would be with Nowhereman, heh.)
Backwards7. . .John Cleese
Roy Batty. . .Michael Palin
Mxy. . .Benicio Del Toro
Prometheus. . .Chris Eliot
thedoctor. . .Bryan Cox
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pariah - matt craven
Who???? 
Eh. Doesn't matter, cuz' the truth is I'm a David Thewlis. It's inescapable.
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chris oakley - pavel bure
winged creature - eric bana
nuriko - josie maran
sneaky bunny - helen hunt
SoM - Takeshi Kaneshiro in drag
TK - scott baio
nowhereman- Viggo Mortensen
DarkKnight613 - tom Cruise
sammitch - mark walberg
chewy - liam neeson
meeko - soleil moon frye
dave - bill paxton
snarf - dennis bergKamp
chant - charlie sheen
pariah - matt craven
velo - chris klein
wednesday - eddie murphy
disco - kevin corrigan
animalman - Zinedine Zidane
rex - jaap stam
glacier - mark ruffalo
jaburg - josh gorban
batwoman - winona ryder
cowgirl jack - sandra bullock
kimi - elizabeth shannon
butter - Ana Beatriz Barros
bianca - amelia vega
I see that I'll be director, right? Right???
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i'm still working on you and star.....ahem.....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Animalman lives in Texas. Do you really think he's a black man?
You never heard of Booker T?
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i'm still working on you and star.....ahem.....
Tom Arnold............its a given!
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Booker T's from Memphis, dude! 
And that's terrible.
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I just looked up Viggo Mortensen as I had no idea who he was.........he's done a lot of films & the only one I've ever seen is Young Guns II.
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Booker T's from Memphis, dude!
Twat!
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I just looked up Viggo Mortensen as I had no idea who he was.........he's done a lot of films & the only one I've ever seen is Young Guns II.
You've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies?
And that's terrible.
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No,cause I was forced to read the books when I was younger & didnt like them.
Why would I watch the films?
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Booker T's from Memphis, dude!
Twat!
I thought Booker T was from Harlem...? 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.......
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Now you're just teasing... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No,cause I was forced to read the books when I was younger & didnt like them.
Why would I watch the films?
I'm not a fan of Tolkien's books myself, but the movies were pretty fun stuff.
And that's terrible.
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I enjoyed the books, though I was never forced to read them in school. I wonder how many otherwise enjoyable novels have been spoiled by teachers forcing their students to read them OR ELSE.
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METAMORPHO
Real name: Rex Mason
Occupation: Crime Fighter
Base of Operations: Brooklyn
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 200
Eyes: Black
Hair: None
First Appearance: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #57 (December-January, 1964-65)
When billionaire Simon Stagg sent adventurer Rex Mason, boyfriend of Stagg's daughter Sapphire, to Egypt to retrieve the priceless Orb of Ra from a pyramid, he never expected him to return. Stagg's henchman, Java, attacked Mason, leaving him for dead. But Rex fell into a hidden chamber and was exposed to the Orb, whose radiation changed Mason into the freakish shape-shifting element man Metamorpho.
Manipulated by Stagg, Metamorpho did many tasks for the corrupt billionaire while also battling Java for the affections of Sapphire Stagg, but Sapphire would have no other man than Rex Mason, whom she eventually married.
Metamorpho joined the first Outsiders group and died on one of their missions. However, during Earth's invasion by the alien Dominators, he was revived when the Dominion dropped a "Gene Bomb" on Earth. An amnesiac Metamorpho joined Justice League Europe, and later learned that Sapphire had remarried after his supposed death.
Metamorpho went on to join the American branch of the Justice League (after declining a membership offer years earlier). When the JLA's outer-space headquarters was blown up, Rex formed his body into a makeshift spacecraft and safely returned the League members to Earth. The journey was more than Rex could endure and he was left as a comatose, inert mass.
Recently resurrected at S.T.A.R. Labs during the Titans' and Young Justice's battle with a Superman android, Rex agreed to join the Outsiders for the second time in his life. Presently suffering once more from amnesia, Mason hopes that, in time, he can reclaim all the aspects of the former life that he has been told is his.
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