It's true. I'm Chris Oakley. Man, have I had you people in a tizzy!

I'm also: Sneaky Bunny, Winged Creature, ZOD, MisterJLA, LLance, Pariah, Stareena, Grimm, the doctor, TK-069, Animalman, rex and rexstardust, Stupid Dogg, Uschi, Rob Kamphausen, and Cowgirl Jack. Which, I guess, really means:

Joe Mama = Nowhereman

You know what comes next, right???

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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