Wasn't there a song about this?

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Chris Oakley please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Chris Oakley please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

I'm Chris Oakley, yes I'm the real Oakley
All you other Chris Oakleys are just imitating
So won't the real Chris Oakley please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?



(Dodges barrage of rotten tomatoes and ginsu knives)

"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey "If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script