Chaos has erupted in the ring! It's a battle royal, Mitchell!
Dammit, stop flirtin' with the concession girl and call the match! She's too young for you anyway!
A little background on Gunny Hartman: Years ago, The Commissioner Bobo banned him from RDCW despite the fact that he wasn't even a wrestler! Now, Gunny's arrived though, fresh off an appearance in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, and I see MAJOR problems for anyone who gets in the way of this monster, Private Problems!
