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TAKE THAT

Yeah!

Is she the one punching us in the face? Then sign me up!!!

How about you show me someone who can kick Sneaky Bunny's?

You posted here. That means you want to get punched in the face. I commend you finally stepping up and admitting you were wrong.

Uh,it's Sneaky Bunny who needs to apologize,remember?This thread was started by one of the lame-ass alt IDs trying to steal my identity.

APOLOGIZE.

Squeaky Bunny, shut the fuck up. Read page 57, realize that you're wrong and a sperm-burping gutter-whore, then go away. You don't even need to apologize. The tribe has spoken and we want you off this island. Bye.

No, you did.

NO,SHE DID.
End of story.

More like

That's a butt-ugly picture.

That's even uglier.

Dude, you don't look THAT bad.

I like your nipple piercings, at least.

Leave me alone.

Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

Jolly old Saint Nicholas,
Lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
What I'm going to say;
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
Now, you dear old man,
Whisper what you'll bring to me;
Tell me if you can.


When the clock is striking twelve,
When I'm fast asleep,
Down the chimney broad and black,
With your pack you'll creep;
All the stockings you will find
Hanging in a row;
Mine will be the shortest one,
You'll be sure to know.


Johnny wants a pair of skates;
Susy wants a dolly;
Nellie wants a story book;
She thinks dolls are folly;
As for me, my little brain
Isn't very bright;
Choose for me, old Santa Claus,
What you think is right.

Must be Santa
by Hal Moore and Bill Fredericks

Who's got a beard that's long and white
Santa's got a beard that's long and white

Who comes around on a special night
Santa comes around on a special night

Special Night, beard that's white

Must be Santa Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

Who wears boots and a suit of red
Santa wears boots and a suit of red

Who wears a long cap on his head
Santa wears a long cap on his head

Cap on head, suit that's red
Special night, beard that's white

Must be Santa Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

Who's got a big red cherry nose
Santa's got a big red cherry nose

Who laughs this way
HO HO HO
Santa laughs this way
HO HO HO

HO HO HO, cherry nose
Cap on head, suit that's red
Special night, beard that's white

Must be Santa Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

Who very soon will come our way
Santa very soon will come our way

Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh
Santa's little reindeer pull his sleigh

Reindeer sleigh, come our way
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Cap on head, suit that's red
Special night, beard that's white

Must be Santa Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen

Reindeer sleigh, come our way
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Cap on head, suit that's red
Special night, beard that's white

Must be Santa Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

The 4400

The 4400 is a science fiction television program on the USA Network, Space: The Imagination
Station, and Sky One. It was created and written by Scott Peters and René Echevarria, starring
Joel Gretsch and Jacqueline McKenzie. The 4400 is produced by CBS Paramount Network Television
(known as Paramount Network Television during season 2, and Viacom Productions during season 1
until that was folded into Paramount Network Television in 2005) in association with Sky
Television for Sky One, Renegade 83, and American Zoetrope for USA Network. The series is
filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

In the pilot, what is originally thought to be a comet deposits a group of exactly four
thousand, four hundred people at Highland Beach, in the Cascade Range foothills near Mount
Rainier, Washington. All of the 4400 had disappeared at various points starting from
1946[1] in a beam of white light. After their return, none have aged, all are disoriented,
and they remember nothing between the time of their disappearance and their return.

The theme song of the show is "A Place in Time" written by Robert Phillips & Tim
Paruskewitz, performed by Amanda Abizaid.

"A Place in Time"
performed by Amanda Abizaid.


So long ago, Another life
I could feel your heart beat
It's not a dream, remember us
I can see it in your eyes

We'll find a place in time
A place in time beyond the sun

We'll find a place in time
A place in time to call our home

BRITISH PHRASES
Blooming - Another alternative to the word bloody. You might hear someone say "not blooming likely" so that they don't have to swear.

Blow me - When an English colleague of mine exclaimed "Blow Me" in front of a large American audience, he brought the house down. It is simply an exclamation of surprise, short for "Blow me down", meaning something like I am so surprised you could knock me over just by blowing. Similar to "Well knock me down with a feather". It is not a request for services to be performed.

Blow off - Who blew off? Means who farted? Constant source of amusement to us Brits when you guys talk about blowing people off. Conjours up all sort of bizarre images!

Blunt - If a saw or a knife is not sharp we say it is blunt. It is also the way most of us speak! In America the knife would be dull.

Bob's your uncle - This is a well used phrase. It is added to the end of sentences a bit like and that's it! For example if you are telling someone how to make that fabulous banoffee pie you just served them, you would tell them to boil the condensed milk for three hours, spread it onto a basic cheesecake base, slice bananas on top, add some whipped double cream, another layer of banana and Bob's your uncle!

Fagging - Fagging is the practice of making new boys at boarding schools into slaves for the older boys. If you are fagging for an older boy you might find yourself running his bath, cleaning his shoes or performing more undesirable tasks.

Fancy - If you fancy something then it means you desire it. There are two basic forms in common use - food and people. If you fancy a cake for example it means you like the look of it and you want to eat it. If you see someone of (hopefully) the opposite sex then you might fancy them if you liked the look of them and wanted to get to know them a little better!!!

Fanny - This is the word for a woman's front bits! One doesn't normally talk about anyone's fanny as it is a bit rude. You certainly don't have a fanny pack, or smack people on their fannys - you would get arrested for that! Careful use of this word in the UK is advised!

Fanny around - I'm always telling people to stop fannying around and get on with it. It means to procrastinate. Drives me mad!

Fiddle sticks - I have an old Aunt who is much too well mannered to swear. So when the need arises for a swear word, she will substitute "fiddle sticks".

Filch - To filch is to steal or pilfer. The origin is apparently unknown.

Help & Directions:


Come With Me!
Vieni con me!/ Venga con me! (polite)

Personal Info:


Do You Speak (English/ Italian)?
Parli (inglese/italiano)?/ Parla (inglese/italiano)? (polite)

Just a Little.
Solo un po'.

What's Your Name?
Quale è il suo nome?

My Name Is ….
Mi chiamo ...

Mr.../ Mrs.…/ Miss…
Signor …/ Signora …(usually for both Mrs. & Ms)

Nice To Meet You!
è un piacere conoscerti!/ è un piacere conoscerla (polite)

You're Very Kind!
Sei molto gentile!/ lei è molto gentile (polite)

Where Are You From?
Di dove sei?/ Di dove è? (polite)

I'm From (the U.S/ Italia)
Sono (statunitense, italiano).

I’m (American)
Sono americano.

Where Do You Live?
Dove vivi?/ Dove vive? (polite)

I live in (the U.S/ Italia)
Vivo (negli stati uniti / in Italia)

Did You Like It Here?
ti piace qui?

Italia Is a Wonderful Country
L'italia è un paese meraviglioso.

What Do You Do For A Living?
cosa fai per vivere?

I Work As A (Translator/ Businessman)
Lavoro come (traduttore/ uomo d'affari)

I Like Italian
Mi piace l'italiano.

I've Been Learning Italian For 1 Month
imparo l'italiano da un mese.

Oh! That's Good!
Grande!

How Old Are You?
Quanti anni hai?

I'm (twenty, thirty…) Years Old.
Ho (venti, trenta …) anni.

I Have To Go
Devo andare

I Will Be Right Back!
Torno subito!

Wishes:


Good Luck!
Buona fortuna!

Happy Birthday!
Buon compleanno!

Happy New Year!
Felice anno nuovo!

Merry Christmas!
Buon natale!

Congratulations!
Congratulazioni!

Enjoy! (For meals…)
Buon appetite!

I'd Like To Visit Italia One Day
Mi piacerebbe visitare l'Italia un giorno di questi!

Say Hi To John For me.
Saluta John da parte mia!

Bless you (when sneezing)
Salute!

Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Buona notte e sogni d'oro!

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

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Are you a lesbian?” - a heckler
“Are you my alternative?” - Florynce Kennedy


“I can’t help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say,
‘Who’s the dyke in the dress?’” - Karen Ripley


“Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a
secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend.
‘I had a great time with ….THEM.’Great! Now they don’t think you’re queer ~ just a bigslut!” - Judy Carter

“Men often say, ‘Women! Who could ever understand them?’
Don’t ask a lesbian for the answer.
All you’ll get is a sympathetic nod.” - Joanne Brigden

“My mom blames California for being a lesbian.
‘Everything was fine until you moved out there.’
‘That’s right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West
Hollywood.The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business
days to add a significant amount of flannel to my
wardrobe.” - Coley Sohn

“If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to
work‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer’.” - Robin Tyler


“A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination,
the doctor says, ‘Why, it’s immaculate in here! What do you
do to keep yourself so hygenic?’The woman responds, ‘I have a woman in twice a week.’”

“We’re invisible, we’re like stealth lesbians, low-flying
and undetectable.Well if they can’t see us, then let’s do whatever the hell
we want.”
- Kate Clinton

“My partner and I joined a support group for monogamous
lesbians - it was great until she met someone there.”
-Margo Gomez


“When my mother found out I was gay she sent me to Juvenile
Hall.That’s smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls
who can’t get out!” - Kat Howard

Lesbian is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females. The word may be used as a noun, to refer to women who identify themselves or who may be identified by others as having the primary attribute of female homosexuality. It may also be used as an adjective to describe characteristics of an object or activity as related to female same-sex desire.Although female homosexuality has appeared in many cultures throughout time, not until recently has lesbian described a group of people. In the late 19th century sexologists published their observations on same-sex desire and behavior, designating lesbians in Western culture as a unique entity. As a result, women who became aware of their new medical status formed underground subcultures in Europe and North America. Further broadening of the term occurred in the 1970s, influenced by second wave feminism. Historians since have re-examined relationships between women in history, and have questioned what qualifies a woman or a relationship as lesbian.

Yellow rose of Texas


There's a yellow rose of Texas
That I am going to see,
No other fellow knows her,
No other, only me.
She cried so when I left her,
It like to break my heart,
And if I ever find her
We never more will part.

She's the sweetest rose of color
A fellow ever knew,
Her eyes are bright as di'monds,
They sparkle like the dew.
You may talk about your dearest May
and sing of Rosa Lee,
But the Yellow Rose of Texas
Beats the belles of Tennessee.

Oh, now I'm going to find her,
For my heart is full of woe,
And we'll sing the song together,
That we sung long ago;
We'll play the bajo gaily,
and we'll sing the songs of yore,
And the Yellow Rose of Texas
Shal be mine forevermore.

Shenandoah

Missouri, she's a mighty river
Way-aye, you rolling river
The redskin's camp lies on its borders,
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

The white man loved the Indian maid,
Way-aye, you rolling river!
With notions his canoe was laden
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

Oh Shenandoah, I love your daughter
Way-aye, you rolling river
I'll take her 'cross yon rolling water
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

The Chief disdained the trader's dollars,
Way-aye, you rolling river
My daughter you shall never follow
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

For seven years I courted Sally,
Way-aye, you rolling river
For seven more I longed to have her
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

She said she would not be my lover
Way-aye, you rolling river
Because I was a tarry sailor
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

At last there came a Yankee skipper
Way-aye, you rolling river
He winked his eye, and he tipped his flipper
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

He sold the Chief that fire-water
Way-aye, you rolling river
And 'cross the river he stole his daughter
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!

Oh Shenandoah! I long to hear you,
Way-aye, you rolling river
Across that wide and rolling river.
A way - we're bound away
'cross the wide Missouri!