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See your getting aggitated now! Perhaps you should tackle anger issues.

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How can the be lovers if they can't be friends.

How can they start over if the fighting never ends?

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How can the be lovers if they can't be friends.

How can they start over if the fighting never ends?




How can we make love if can't make amends?

I'm askin' how can we be lovers if we can't...be...can't be friends?


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I love you Joe!

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Y'know...I'm actually flattered!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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See your getting aggitated now! Perhaps you should tackle anger issues.



you know its really not funny anymore


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
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You know you liked them...

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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nein!

tis a legit apology from a legit oak-a-ly.

'topher and i had a lil chat, and after a long thought, he came up with the apology idea. for all those looking for a war's end -- this'd be it.




Rob vouches for its legitimacy and honesty so, as far as I'm concerned, it's over.




Good grief. Well, looks like I'm too late.


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What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!


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What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!




Um, the Gemans never..... ah, screw it.

Kudos to Chris for keeping up the high ground and not getting pulled back down!


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What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!




I love your fireside chats, Mr President.


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thanks marilyn


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thanks marilyn




*two thumbs yup*


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I hope this is a genuine apology




It is.

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I'm sorry for disregarding Darkknight 613's requests to stop using Hitler/Third Reich references.





Assuming this is really you and you're serious about this - thank you.




It is me and I am serious.
You're welcome.

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I'm sorry for calling Sneaky Bunny a Nazi and Winged Creature a



i'm guessng this isn't your woman cause there's no (*). So thank you and i'll take the apology for all accounts of offesne.




Thank you. And speaking of NurikoK98,I'd also like to offer my apologies to her for dragging her into the flame war;it was incredibly disrespectful of me to do that to her.

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I'm not AWOL, but I would like to say that I'm glad that the people of Oakley and Bunny are free and I'll be sticking around to make sure they make an easy transition.



I shouldn't find this post so funny.

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NO HE SHOULDN'T OAKLEY CAN'T FIND SHIT FUNNY!!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm not AWOL, but I would like to say that I'm glad that the people of Oakley and Bunny are free and I'll be sticking around to make sure they make an easy transition.



I shouldn't find this post so funny.




I think it's sad.

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NO HE SHOULDN'T OAKLEY CAN'T FIND SHIT FUNNY!!




Bunny...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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what?!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Be nice.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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i am!! i'm just sayin' if oakley found something like 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
i'll die


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Be nice.



No Joe........if Chris wants to fit in here he has gotta learn to roll with the punches,not be treated with kid gloves.

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I've got nothing to say about goofing on each other, or goofing on Chris, or Chris goofing on any of us. I'd just like a to see a little grace period before it happens. A few days to give everyone a chance to breathe. Then it can be "back to your regularly scheduled funfest here at the off-topic forum".

But what the fuck do I know...do what y'all like.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Fag!

(It's good to see things going back to normal. Pin Dick.)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Nowhereman's on the job...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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And thats an insult how?

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His hair is bright green
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Not really an insult. You're just not as buff as him.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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