Quote: Joe Mama said: Ample bosums make everything better unless they're just images on a TV, which makes suckling difficult. I don't know what traumatized me more: the terrifying images that I watched, or the static shocks I got on my lips whenever Hazel appeared.
....or the men in white coats who came with tranquilizers and restraints...
They're coming to take me away Hee hee, ha ha To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time They're coming to take me away!
Points for anyone who gets the reference...
I just figured that was something you say at the end of a work day!