[Camera zooms in on Pig Iron in the lockerroom...]
I thought I'd sing a little song for you to get things going....
Ahem....aheeeeemmmmmmm....[clears throat].
since private and gunny are into showtunes and such I thought I'd sing the one I know..or atleast the version of one I know....
" Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Private and and Gunny are back in their hotel. Yes, yes, yes went the Private. Oh, oh, oh went Gunny. Blew a load on the ass of his honey."
Thank you, thank you.....
That's all get outta here.....