Burt takes a big handful of shit out of a bag. Freshly brewed. Pig iron takes the shit and shoves it in Private's face. And immediately kicks him in the nuts. Burt holds the barbed wire taut.Piggie drives private's face into the bare barbed-wire, and rakes it across sideways. Blood spews forth from private's face. Pig Iron then kicks the living hell out of Private. Gunny comes to step up into the ring. pig Iron slides to kick the legs from out under Gunny. Gunny's head then falls heavily upon the barbed wire and he starts crying.
Pig Iron then steps out of the ring and graps a chair. Burt Ward runs to the other side of the ring and starts to mercilessly stomp, kick and punch gunny while he is in pain.
Pig Iron brings the chair into the ring and hits private in the face 4 times, in the back 3 times, and rolls him over and hits him in the nads 5 times. Burt Ward has meanwhile set up a table in the ring.
Piggie lifts Private onto the top wire and does a hog heaven flying super-plex back breaker into the table.....
1-2-3......Private is a bloody mess and out..
Was that good enough BITCH....
