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That's pretty much all there is to it.

I downloaded it thinking it was fake, and honestly I still suspected it was until I saw a comedy routine about it on Conan... that's how bad the quality is that bad.

It's in a dark room with night-vision mode on. Paris does more looking into the camera than anything else. You can't really see anything, and there isn't any noteworthy action.

Yeah, it is pretty dark. You can see what's going on fairly well, though.

And yes, she does a lot of looking into the camera.

Paris does give him head at the very end, though. I suppose it's worth the download to see a filthy rich girl slobbin' the knobbin'.

She ain't all that bad looking. I don't see what the guys problem is. The whole world knows he's boinking one of the richest debutantes in the world. What's wrong with that?

Top Ten Messages Left on the Answering Machine of the Cubs Fan Who Tried To Catch the Foul Ball in Game Six


10. "You owe me $7.50 for the beer I threw at you"

9. "'I'm with Century 21 -- heard you might be moving"

8. "Hey, I just got back in the country -- how was the game?"

7. "'Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get another shot at the World Series in 2098"

6. "This is Pete Rose. You cost me 50 G's, jackass!"

5. "Hey, it's Don Zimmer. Thanks for taking the heat off me"

4. "Hi, this is Mike from Hasbro. I'm calling to verify some information for your Trivial Pursuit question"

3. "Have you heard about Northfield Medical's great prices on cosmetic surgery?"

2. "Hey, it's Bill Buckner. Wanna hang out?"

1. "Rush Limbaugh here. Gimme a buzz if you need something to take the edge off"

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