Maybe instead of bullet-proof vests, cops should just dress as cheerleaders!

He was dressed as a USC cheerleader? So one could say he had on his Trojan for protection.

"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"

Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.