That's right! I, Louis J. Bastardo, have arrived in RDCW, and I am looking for people to rip off, I mean, make rich!
Let Louis J. (Louie, to my friends, hey you're not my friend yet, bub. hint, hint.) Bastardo take your career to the very top! I'm a proven maker of champions and stars!
Applications are now being taken by myself and my lovely secretary, Grace. Meet me in my office, located in the backrooms of the glorious Cheesedome auditorium!
