I am constantly seeking new venues for my abilities. Only the best for Louie Bastardo and those he manages. Who wants to join the Bastardo Family?
It's like my pops, Old Dirty Bastardo, always used to say to me. "Son, all women are beautiful when the lights are off." But that's neither here nor there.
I am here to make YOU a star. That's right, YOU, sitting there in the RDCW locker room, wondering why your career is going nowhere. Why you've never gotten past mid-card status. Or have worse win-loss records than people who never actually post. I'm talking to YOU. Meet me in my office.
