I'll tell you what I see. I see a sad old man trying to act like he's cool by surrounding himself with a bunch of third-rate hacks and cheating them into major titles!

I haven't tapped out of a headlock since...well, ever! And Evil's a cheating sonofabitch! I'm gonna enjoy watching Sapmm whup his ass.

As for Snarf, the man's so bad he couldn't even make it in Worst Wrestling Ever!

There's a word for you, Louie. It's Ring Rat. Look it up, bitch! WHOO!