The only reason you hold that title is because the person you won it from - Captain Sammitch - owed you one after you won it for him (from me...whatta co-incidence). Of COURSE he's gonna job out for the man who gave him the title in the first place! The fact that we haven't made re-aquiring it a priority should tell you what we think of it and you - we'll win it back in our own sweet time.

Don't you have to perform your wifely duties on Captain Howdy? As an aside, it's nice to see Elton John taking a page from your book and marrying his "partner".

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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