Look at Chris: so much heart. So much intensity. So much irrelevance. Poor li'l Chris thought that his sign would re-spark his feud with the Family, never realizing that his Jr. High-level prank would only make us pity him more...

So Chris, how's your career with Ian Bond coming?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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