A guy is jogging down the beach when he sees a quadrapalegic woman lying in the sand, so he says "Hi"

She replies, "Did you know, I've never been hugged before?"

The man feels pitty so he leans down and huggs her and she thanks him and he joggs away.

The next day he's jogging down the same beach and sees the same woman

She says, "Did you know, I've never been kissed before?"

The man feels pitty so he leans down and kisses her and she thanks him and he joggs away.

The next day he's jogging down the same beach and sees the same woman

She says, "Did you know, I've never been fucked before?"

The man feels a little awkward at first, but he leans down and picks her up and carries her far into the watter then throws her into the waves yelling, "There, now your fucked!"


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