RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Brian A. Ortiz: The Memorial

Paul 16:8

I'm back in the USSR

The 11th comandment: Thou shalt not get away with it.

Ortiz would have wanted this, I'm sure.

I'm sure he would. And now we must commemorate his dying wish. I propose a general importing of...assmonkeys

You called?

Wanna buy an assmonkey?

I vote neither.

I Would Die 4 U
I'm not a woman
I'm not a man
I am something that you'll never understand

I'll never beat u
I'll never lie
And if you're evil I'll forgive u by and by

U - I would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am something that you'll never comprehend

No need 2 worry
No need 2 cry
I'm your messiah and you're the reason why

'Cuz U - I would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u

You're just a sinner I am told
Be your fire when you're cold
Make u happy when you're sad
Make u good when u are bad

I'm not a human
I am a dove
I'm your conscious
I am love
All I really need is 2 know that
U believe

Yeah, I would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u

Yeah, say one more time

U - I would die 4 u
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u
2 3 4 U

I would die 4 u
I would die 4 u
U - I would die 4 u
U - I would die 4 u

Oookaaay. Who brought out the assmonkey man?

Not me.