Quote: Nonoxynol9 said: Things have only been made worse, since she e-mailed me the picture of her very first tattoo. It's a slightly-stylized Colt .45 on her lower left hip, with the barrell-end pointing DIRECTLY at her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand. I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
This tattoo has me FURIOUS. FUCKING FURIOUS.
FIRST OF ALL: Why the MOTHERFUCKING FUCK did she have to wait until AFTER we'd broken up to get such an awesome-looking, hard-on-inducing tattoo? She knew how badly I wanted her to have one... she knew how much it would've turned me on... But no. She waits until AFTER we've broken up to run out and get a tattoo of a pistol aiming right at her fucking pussy (which, btw, used to belong to ME).
SECOND OF ALL: It's pointing right at her PUSSY. Which means, "Here ya go, boys, this is where ya need to aim." Which means, "I got this so other boys could look at it while they're EATING ME OUT." Of all the PURPLE HELLS... I just want to PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE the next ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER who gets to "see" it. Because it's most definitely NOT going to be me.
