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Nonoxynol9 said:
Sigh... Thanks, thanks, everyone. As each day passes I feel myself getting better more and more.

Right now I'm engaged in eye-contact foreplay with this long-haired, nose-ringed hostess at my favorite bar in the local hippie town, Yellow Springs.



"Right now I'm engaged in eye-contact foreplay"?

What the mother fuck, guy?! Seriously. I was gonna keep this to one word before, but grow a pair...

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I know she has a boyfriend, but fuck it, women are impertinent and change their minds at the drop of a hat. I'm going for it.



...and go after some other chick. There are too many reasons to avoid a woman who has someone already.

And you know this... man.

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Ever feel that shock of electricity that starts in your gut, runs up your spine, and spreads into your fingers and toes whenever you make eye contact with a hot chick and it lingers about five seconds longer than it politely should?

Twice, now, twice it's happened.

Non



You're having romantic moments with a girl you've never dated. We all make that mistake, but try to take a step back and really think this one through. You'll probably do yourself more harm than good if you don't, especially considering where you're [still] at with this last chick. And, honestly, this last chick is probably the reason.




Whoa... You guys really do care about my emotional well being.

Non

Last edited by Nonoxynol9; 2004-11-01 9:48 PM.

I got soul but I'm not a soldier.