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If she'll cheat on the guy for you, she'll cheat on you eventually. Even if she doesn't, you'll never really trust her.
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There are too many reasons to avoid a woman who has someone already.
And you know this... man.
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If she'll cheat on the guy for you, she'll cheat on you eventually. Even if she doesn't, you'll never really trust her.
That's the big one, I think.
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You know, my thread about the stripper never got this much attention. You all SUCK  !
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Not our fault. We asked and offered advice. You never told us what happened, or posted pics. How could we maintain our interest in a thread you left to die, especially in the face of Magic cards, Stareena pics, and more boobies and butts than is probably healthy?
So what happened with the stripper?
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I'll post it in the other thread. I'll leave this thread for the spermicide's story.
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Actually, guys, it's been a little over 2 weeks now and we haven't spoken or e-mailed at all. I thought I'd still be wallowing in misery at this point... but now, those little gut-wrenching pangs of agony are starting to lessen in intensity... I neglected to mention... at the bar in Yellow Springs, where I noticed the hostess, I asked the bartender about her, and he said she's constantly having problems with her boyfriend. They're on the verge of breaking up. Also, she came into the Outback where I work last week. She didn't know I worked there, but I could see she recognized me. And the boyfriend was with her. He had one of those thin little N*Sync beards, a loose red jersey, a baseball cap worn backwards, big thick gold chains, a heavy gold watch, big baggy Jenko's, and Airwalks. He looked like every wanna-be thug masta I ever met in Southwest Florida and Miami. He talked like Flava Flav. I don't wish bad shit onto ANYONE, but those kinda guys, the guys who talk like they're "gangsta" yeeeah-yeeeah, I think they need to be phased out of society regardless. I mean, maybe the hippies were dirty and on drugs. But at least they stood for something. At least they had some kinda positive message, however assinine, naive, and idealistic those messages might have been. But these little gangsta thug-punks today... What message are they sending to society? What kinda stand are they making? Hate me, flame me, damn me to cruel Fate, but just to HEAR those guys speak makes my fingernails itch. And it's not like I'd ever ACT on these impulses. I seriously doubt I'd ever make a move on this chick. It's more like a test to see if I have the ability to flirt still in me. I feel kinda rusty. AND I'M NOT MAKING EXCUSES FOR MYSELF!  But anyway... Non P.S. Wednesday, what's the Stripper story? I want to know, too.
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He looked like every wanna-be thug masta I ever met in Southwest Florida and Miami. He talked like Flava Flav.
I don't wish bad shit onto ANYONE, but those kinda guys, the guys who talk like they're "gangsta" yeeeah-yeeeah, I think they need to be phased out of society regardless. I mean, maybe the hippies were dirty and on drugs. But at least they stood for something. At least they had some kinda positive message, however assinine, naive, and idealistic those messages might have been. But these little gangsta thug-punks today... What message are they sending to society? What kinda stand are they making?
As a hippy gangsta thug-punk I resent this statement.
NO STRIPPER STORY FOR YOU!
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He looked like every wanna-be thug masta I ever met in Southwest Florida and Miami. He talked like Flava Flav.
I don't wish bad shit onto ANYONE, but those kinda guys, the guys who talk like they're "gangsta" yeeeah-yeeeah, I think they need to be phased out of society regardless. I mean, maybe the hippies were dirty and on drugs. But at least they stood for something. At least they had some kinda positive message, however assinine, naive, and idealistic those messages might have been. But these little gangsta thug-punks today... What message are they sending to society? What kinda stand are they making?
As a hippy gangsta thug-punk I resent this statement.
NO STRIPPER STORY FOR YOU!
Nothing wrong with hippies, it's the white gangsta thug-masta rap-rock punk hybrid I can't stand... but you've managed to marry the two? Whoa.
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...and he said she's constantly having problems with her boyfriend. They're on the verge of breaking up.
He had one of those thin little N*Sync beards, a loose red jersey, a baseball cap worn backwards, big thick gold chains, a heavy gold watch, big baggy Jenko's, and Airwalks. He looked like every wanna-be thug masta I ever met in Southwest Florida and Miami. He talked like Flava Flav.
He's practically begging you to fuck his girlfriend.
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What does it say about her that she would screw that kind of fuckwit?
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that Non stands an even better chance?
that was expected to be positive, by the way.
anywho, just put her on your reserve roster. let her ride the dick only AFTER she's completely done with her present man. and, by george, don't invest anything into this girl emotionally.
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You listen to that gangsta rap stuff? 
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What does it say about her that she would screw that kind of fuckwit?
Exactly.
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You listen to that gangsta rap stuff?
i listen to all kinds of rap. conscious rap mostly.
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You listen to that gangsta rap stuff?
i listen to all kinds of rap. conscious rap mostly.
I like rap:
Mos Def & Taleb Kwali
NWA
Public Enemy
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Dr. Octagon
Beastie Boys
Snoop Dogg & Dr. Dre
Runners-Up (the late 80's/early 90's guys)
Heavy D & Tha Boyz
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...and he said she's constantly having problems with her boyfriend. They're on the verge of breaking up.
He had one of those thin little N*Sync beards, a loose red jersey, a baseball cap worn backwards, big thick gold chains, a heavy gold watch, big baggy Jenko's, and Airwalks. He looked like every wanna-be thug masta I ever met in Southwest Florida and Miami. He talked like Flava Flav.
He's practically begging you to fuck his girlfriend.
Heh heh heh heh heh...
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 You were dating a giant of a woman!
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Is that HER hand pulling down the panties? It looks kinda mannish...
Word.
She got no hips.
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I wouldn't be half as upset if there were other girls as hot as this in my life right now. Sadly, there is not.
Not even at work (Outback Steakhouse -- I'm a server).
I'm not in school. I will be this fall.
Things might change, then.
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HOTT!....but too damn big for me to consider it.
Hey! I work at Outback! What a small, small world! 
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Thats shocking! Especially since there are probably a couple thousand in America!
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Don't take this the wrong way (narf!) but my opinion of her has gone down since seeing her face. Her body is nice, for sure, but her face is meh at best.
You can get better, assuming you one day get your head out of her ass.
Her teef look like the grill from a '78 Broham!
Damn, she could suck out yer soul with a French kiss!
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Thats shocking! Especially since there are probably a couple thousand in America!
Heh.
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Don't take this the wrong way (narf!) but my opinion of her has gone down since seeing her face. Her body is nice, for sure, but her face is meh at best.
You can get better, assuming you one day get your head out of her ass.
Her teef look like the grill from a '78 Broham!
Damn, she could suck out yer soul with a French kiss!
They were endearing.
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I HAD to interrupt and say drop her non. Let her go off and mess up her life. You deserve to be treated with respect and dignity! Realize the fraud she is and how much better you can do!! I hate to see nice guys treated so badly!
Trust me......a guy friend of mine broke up with a girl who then got involved with a guy very similar to whom you were describing. She wound up penniless, on drugs, and in the street alone because she had turned on every single person that loved her.
All that to say let bygons be bygons, let her be a jerk about everything. But realize you are worthy of a woman who knows how to treat you when you are together or "just friends."
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Don't take this the wrong way (narf!) but my opinion of her has gone down since seeing her face. Her body is nice, for sure, but her face is meh at best.
You can get better, assuming you one day get your head out of her ass.
Her teef look like the grill from a '78 Broham!
Damn, she could suck out yer soul with a French kiss!
They were endearing.
Freckles are endearing.
Dimples are endearing.
Deep chocolate brown eyes that hint a loving soul are endearing.
A flighty giggle at just the right time is endearing.
Those teeth are a threat to any man's oral well being.
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Non, just listen to "Vermillion" by Slipknot a couple thousand times and you'll be fine.
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Deep chocolate brown eyes that hint a loving soul are endearing.
Brown eyes, on a male or female, are always good... 
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Non, just listen to "Vermillion" by Slipknot a couple thousand times and you'll be fine.
I dont understand your taste in music, pariah
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Non, just listen to "Vermillion" by Slipknot a couple thousand times and you'll be fine.
I dont understand your taste in music, pariah
Music is expression of emotion. 
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Trust me......a guy friend of mine broke up with a girl who then got involved with a guy very similar to whom you were describing. She wound up penniless, on drugs, and in the street alone because she had turned on every single person that loved her.
Sounds like my ex! Minus the drug part.
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This thread needs to be updated...
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My ex and I have talked almost every day since we broke up a little over a year ago. We stopped fooling around about three months ago. I'm still in love with her, but, like most of the relationships I've been in, she never loved me. She liked me a LOT at one point, but that faded away a while ago...
Let me give you a little bit of background on her. She's 29, blond, 108 lbs, with a gorgeous figure and a beautiful face. She's smart, smarter than me, with a voracious appetite for knowledge... especially books. She reads ALL the time. She's the most graceful, feminine, womanly girl you'll ever meet but she loves to dress up crazy-like and listen to punk rock music. She can (or rather, could) keep up with me, shot for shot, when we drank whiskey together. And most of all, she not only put up with my Batman and pulp space opera obsessions, she thought they were... yes... charming... She even read "Galactic Patrol" just for me...
Well, a little over two weeks ago, I began to realize that this "love" I have for her is actually... an obsession... and an unhealthy one at that. I'm not a jealous person. I've never been, really... But now... Now I can feel that sweet, innocent love turning slowly but surely into the bitter resentment and jealous impotence of an ex-boyfriend.
Things have only been made worse, since she e-mailed me the picture of her very first tattoo. It's a slightly-stylized Colt .45 on her lower left hip, with the barrell-end pointing DIRECTLY at her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand. I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
This tattoo has me FURIOUS. FUCKING FURIOUS.
FIRST OF ALL: Why the MOTHERFUCKING FUCK did she have to wait until AFTER we'd broken up to get such an awesome-looking, hard-on-inducing tattoo? She knew how badly I wanted her to have one... she knew how much it would've turned me on... But no. She waits until AFTER we've broken up to run out and get a tattoo of a pistol aiming right at her fucking pussy (which, btw, used to belong to ME).
SECOND OF ALL: It's pointing right at her PUSSY. Which means, "Here ya go, boys, this is where ya need to aim." Which means, "I got this so other boys could look at it while they're EATING ME OUT." Of all the PURPLE HELLS... I just want to PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE the next ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER who gets to "see" it. Because it's most definitely NOT going to be me.
Why... why the FUCK is it the girl who manages to come out of a break-up looking hotter than ever, cooler than ever, and happier than ever? While the guys always end up freaking out, getting drunk every night, and banging the first nasty-ass fat whore that comes along? WHY?
WHY THE FUCK?!?! I HATE feeling this way...
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her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand.
thats a big pussy!
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whatchoo talkin bout willis?
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My her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand. I have a picture of it
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Take it up with Drzsmith, pal!
You're in enough trouble as it is!
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I think MisterJLA should be banned from the wimmens forum for all his teaseage spammage!
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