Quote: Nonoxynol9 said: My ex and I have talked almost every day since we broke up a little over a year ago. We stopped fooling around about three months ago. I'm still in love with her, but, like most of the relationships I've been in, she never loved me. She liked me a LOT at one point, but that faded away a while ago...
Let me give you a little bit of background on her. She's 29, blond, 108 lbs, with a gorgeous figure and a beautiful face. She's smart, smarter than me, with a voracious appetite for knowledge... especially books. She reads ALL the time. She's the most graceful, feminine, womanly girl you'll ever meet but she loves to dress up crazy-like and listen to punk rock music. She can (or rather, could) keep up with me, shot for shot, when we drank whiskey together. And most of all, she not only put up with my Batman and pulp space opera obsessions, she thought they were... yes... charming... She even read "Galactic Patrol" just for me...
Well, a little over two weeks ago, I began to realize that this "love" I have for her is actually... an obsession... and an unhealthy one at that. I'm not a jealous person. I've never been, really... But now... Now I can feel that sweet, innocent love turning slowly but surely into the bitter resentment and jealous impotence of an ex-boyfriend.
Things have only been made worse, since she e-mailed me the picture of her very first tattoo. It's a slightly-stylized Colt .45 on her lower left hip, with the barrell-end pointing DIRECTLY at her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand. I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
This tattoo has me FURIOUS. FUCKING FURIOUS.
FIRST OF ALL: Why the MOTHERFUCKING FUCK did she have to wait until AFTER we'd broken up to get such an awesome-looking, hard-on-inducing tattoo? She knew how badly I wanted her to have one... she knew how much it would've turned me on... But no. She waits until AFTER we've broken up to run out and get a tattoo of a pistol aiming right at her fucking pussy (which, btw, used to belong to ME).
SECOND OF ALL: It's pointing right at her PUSSY. Which means, "Here ya go, boys, this is where ya need to aim." Which means, "I got this so other boys could look at it while they're EATING ME OUT." Of all the PURPLE HELLS... I just want to PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE the next ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER who gets to "see" it. Because it's most definitely NOT going to be me.
Why... why the FUCK is it the girl who manages to come out of a break-up looking hotter than ever, cooler than ever, and happier than ever? While the guys always end up freaking out, getting drunk every night, and banging the first nasty-ass fat whore that comes along? WHY?
WHY THE FUCK?!?! I HATE feeling this way...
Non
Quote: her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand.
