Actually, she sourced it directly in the article, so it's not as slick a reference. Still, kudos on citing a very funny sketch.
And white people really did dance on the bus after we left. My white friends tell me so. Only problem is, nowadays most buses always have at least one minority riding. Pretty close to 100% of the time if you include the bus driver.
The economic status of a all-too-large percentage of the minority population added to our incessant need to leave the house to buy groceries has stolen your thunder.
Our bad.