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Q: Why do women have small feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and the stink.
So anyway, shortly after God created Eve he found Adam resting after sex and asked, "So, where's Eve?". Adam said, "She's washing herself in the ocean." Then God said, "Aw shit, now all my fish are gonna smell like that!"
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Why don't women wear watches?
Theres a clock on the oven.
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So anyway, shortly after God created Eve he found Adam resting after sex and asked, "So, where's Eve?". Adam said, "She's washing herself in the ocean." Then God said, "Aw shit, now all my fish are gonna smell like that!"
I hate to encourage the little nerk, but that one was pretty funny.
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I'm not going to waste my time getting all offended. 
Bringing a little order to message boards everywhere!
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So anyway, shortly after God created Eve he found Adam resting after sex and asked, "So, where's Eve?". Adam said, "She's washing herself in the ocean." Then God said, "Aw shit, now all my fish are gonna smell like that!"
I hate to encourage the little nerk, but that one was pretty funny.
I think dinners ready. Yum, I think it's spam and bangers you limey prick!
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I'm not going to waste my time getting all offended.
No, but you'll waste my time by posting useless shit? Go to hell!
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I'm not going to waste my time getting all offended.
No, but you'll waste my time by posting useless shit? Go to hell!
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How many men does it take to open a beer can?
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Why are you using two ID's to post on the same thread, Pit Pa....I mean, rexgaydust?
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what's 'bangers' precious?
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Thanks Butter. I may have to committ this to memory now...and at my age that's asking a hell of a lot! 
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I find these jokes to be in poor taste and demeaning to bitches.
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Do you want us to start with racist jokes?
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What did god say when he made the second black person?
Damnit! Burnt another one.
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There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids (duhhhhh!). Anywho, so he goes home, gets a bucket o' paint, and paints himself white.
He goes to his dad and says "Hey, dad, look, im white!" His dad kicks his ass, and tells him to go show his mother.
"Hey, mom, look, im white!" His mom beats the shit out of him and instruct the poor confused boy to show his grandma.
"Hey, grandma, look, im white!" she beats his ass and sends him to his room.
About an hour later all the family comes to his room and asks if he's learned anything from this. The kid says, "Yeah, I've only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 n*****s."
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That's true. Whitie girls are crap in bed. You want real style, you go east, mi amigo.
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How come Mexico doesn't have an olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, jump and swim are in America.
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Q: Why do women have small feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and the stink.
So anyway, shortly after God created Eve he found Adam resting after sex and asked, "So, where's Eve?". Adam said, "She's washing herself in the ocean." Then God said, "Aw shit, now all my fish are gonna smell like that!"
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing she's already been told twice.
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Women are like Floor Tile.........If you Lay them right the first time......you'll be able to walk all over them for 20 years.
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