There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids (duhhhhh!). Anywho, so he goes home, gets a bucket o' paint, and paints himself white.
He goes to his dad and says "Hey, dad, look, im white!" His dad kicks his ass, and tells him to go show his mother.
"Hey, mom, look, im white!" His mom beats the shit out of him and instruct the poor confused boy to show his grandma.
"Hey, grandma, look, im white!" she beats his ass and sends him to his room.
About an hour later all the family comes to his room and asks if he's learned anything from this. The kid says, "Yeah, I've only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 n*****s."
