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We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
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Pit Pat said:
Q: Why do women have small feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and the stink.
So anyway, shortly after God created Eve he found Adam resting after sex and asked, "So, where's Eve?". Adam said, "She's washing herself in the ocean." Then God said, "Aw shit, now all my fish are gonna smell like that!"
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing she's already been told twice.
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