I don't have to rewrite it line by line. This makes me a little closer to happy.
Our class was split into two groups and each was given a play summary (the other group received "As You Like It," which I think is the better play of the two). Each summary is about 12 pages long, single spaced, small print. Each group had to pick a director and a playwright. I was chosen to be the playwright of my group not because of my wonderful sense of humor and/or wit, but because my group is mostly female and they all wanna get with me.
Yes.
As a side note, there's also a gay guy in the group. He ain't gettin' none o' this, however.
So I have to write a 25-minute play based on the summary. Word count? I dunno. The greatest problem is that the summary isn't funny. It's quite unfunny, actually. Fast fact: in abbreviation, the summary leaves out almost all of the funny scenes and many of the funnier characters. I'll have to insert jokes of my own.
