put in a lot of gay jokes. homosexuals are funny.
make it a really slutty play too. people should be scantilly clad. people will be happy when the girls get nekkid and appalled when the boys do (with some unloved exceptions)
yes
owner of a lonely heart
it's TRUE!
it's DAMN true!
make a lot of allusions to Terry Gilliam movie scripts
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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