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Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
...NO. I HELP DUDES GET THE WOMEN THEY WOULDN'T ORDINARILY BE ABLE TO GET.
How the hell can you help guys get girls when you've never had one? [eh?]

I think I've got it figured out. You pretend to be Cyrano De Bergerac for these guys by giving them advice and so forth. But when they get cut down by the chicks and are made to feel depressed, lonely, and unwanted, you slip in to make them feel better. Next thing they know, they're waking up with a hangover and in your loving embrace.

Is that it?