RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Havoc 11/4/04

As The Doctor makes his way to the back, where he will wait for the former RwO member to come to his office, Joe Mama steps out from the back and starts making his way to the ring. He's wearing the Tag Team belt around his waist, with the Eurotrash belt on his right shoulder and the Inter-Cunt-Inental belt on his left. He stops in from of The Doctor and the two have an exchange. Then they head to the ring. Joe Mama hops up and spreads the ring-ropes to allow The Doctor entrance, then enters the ring himself. The Doctor then hands Joe Mama a mic...

JM: I have an announcement to make, one that I promised to deliver here tonight, and I wanted The Doctor here with me so that you (the fans) and you (the wrestlers in the back) knew that I was dead-serious. Y'see, after I made Nowhereman tap out, thus ending the RwO's reign here in the RDCW, I went to this man's office and we had a long chat about the state of the RDCW now that the RwO is no longer around. We agreed that the destruction of the RwO meant more chances for some guys who deserved chances. We agreed that some veterans, who haven't been seen around since the RwO invaded, would return to active competition. And we agreed on one more thing...

The crowd murmurs in anticipation...

JM: We agreed that my holding the Eurotrash title AND the Inter-Cunt-Inental title is not good for the RDCW.

The crowd is shocked!

JM: Months ago, I said that the RwO's title monopoly was not good for the RDCW. I made it my goal to destroy the RwO and, dammit, I did just that. I delivered the killing blows when I defeated Grimm for this Eurotrash belt...TWICE! And I finished the job by breaking Nowhereman's body and spirit, and I won the Inter-Cunt-Inental belt in the process. But I'll be the last person to say that I did it alone. My match with my friend TK-069, which led to my Eurotrash title match, was a factor. My friendship with Son Of Mxy - a Legend like his parents bfore him - and our Tag Team title victory was a factor. My matches with King Snarf and Rex were factors. The RDCW made me what I am today, and I aim to give back to its wrestlers and fans what they gave me.

Next week, the Doctor has booked some of the RDCW's best wrestlers in a tournament to become the NEW Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion. At the end of that tournament, I will end my IC title reign and hand over the belt to the winner. I'm doing this because no single wrestler should hold this many titles, and I firmly believe that there are more than a few wrestlers in the back who have waited too long for their shot at gold. We all suffered at the hands of the RwO. We all fought to destroy the RwO. And now, we will reap the benefits for our success against the RwO.

The crowd is cheering!

JM: But that's next week. This week, Son Of Mxy and I have some business to finish. Because Chris Oakley - who is a coward; who is a cheap rip-off of your's truly; who decided to blindside us even though we made no attempt to attack him - has decided that he wants to shorten his career. So, tonight, he will face the Tag Team Champions in a handicap match. Chris, if you honestly think you're gonna win, I got one question for ya: "YOU AND HOW MANY FAMILY MEMBERS?!?" Son Of Mxy is the Lightweight Champion! I hold the Eurotrash and (for this week) the Inter-Cunt-Inental titles! WE are the Tag Team Champions! You think YOU can beat us?!? We WILL put a hurt on you! You WILL lose tonight! You should only hope that we don't beat you so bad taht you can't compete for the IC belt, because that'll be the closest you come to taking ANYTHING from me!!!

You're a pale imitation, Chris. Tonight, you get your first lesson in what GREATNESS truly is!!!

No music plays. Joe Mama stares out towards the back for a few moments, then he opens the ring-ropes and he and The Doctor make their way to the back, Doc to his office, and Joe Mama to prepare for his match.