*Louie Bastardo stands in the ring, looking very pleased with himself. He holds up a mic and begins to speak.*
"Tonight, begins a new era, in the RDCW, and all of you people. . ."
*points at crowd. crowd booes.
"Will be the first to witness it! The dawning of the Bastardo Family! You see, at Anathema Wednesday, I promised the world that I introduce the first member of the Bastardo Family tonight, and I am! But, in true Bastardo fashion, I have procured the services of not one, but TWO RDCW competitors! These two men will be the foundation, the backbone, of the Bastardo Family as we rise to prominence within the RDCW, and capture the gold that rightfully belongs to us!"
*crowd booes even louder.
"At this moment. . ."
*crowd starts chanting "ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!"
"You morons shut up!"
*crowd is really starting to get on Bastardo now.
"What you're doing right now, you're sealing some poor schmuck's fate tonight, you know that? You will be the cause of someone in the RDCW getting taken out, Bastardo style!"
"At this moment, I will introduce the first signee to the Bastardo Family, and later tonight, you will witness my second signee, one of the toughest competitors in RDCW, and the Bastardo Family enforcer!"
"Now, I want to introduce the man who will be the crown jewel, the centerpiece of the all new Bastardo Family! A man underlooked and underutilized by the RDCW, a competitor of amazing talents! A truly royal class of athlete, the one, the only. . . KING SNARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Snarf's music hits as the crowd goes silent in awe. However, instead of walking to the ring, he is carried out on a throne by six jobbers.
